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Floor Cleaners

The result on a females genitalia after having multiple numbers of sproglings children.

Useful for multitasking mothers.
'Wow Michelle, how do you keep your floors so clean?'

'I just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.
by gemba August 1, 2011
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Creampie cleaner

A man who licks clean cum following a vaginal or anal Creampie.
I answered her personal ad for a Creampie cleaner, and couldn’t wait to lick that cummy pussy clean.
by Scalphunter63 October 14, 2017
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vaccum cleaner

A fun trick to play on an female during intercourse. The male gets the female to go on her hands and knees and then he comes up behind her and right when she leasts expects it, he grabs her arms and pushes her around the room on her face.
God damn, last night the bitch wouldn't cook me dinner, so when we were about to fuck, i gave her the ol' vaccum cleaner!
by NICK ELLE September 16, 2008
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Cleaners Surprise

When you clog a public toilet with shit and paper so much to the point it's out of order, so that later the cleaners have a little present.
"Hey Steve, take a shit in that cubicle there if you want to contribute to the cleaners surprise I left."
by Moneyfi$t January 23, 2009
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West Milford Vaccum Cleaner

A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.
Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.

Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.
by ThefatkidfromWM March 11, 2010
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Demon Cleaner

Mommy the demons are hurting me again. Did you use your Demon Cleaner today? No. Well that's why daddy left, you little pussy. Now go brush your teeth.
by Lubed Goat February 6, 2009
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Arkansas Gun Cleaner

you know when youre pokin a girl in the dirt box and when you pull out its all covered in doo? well heres the solution. right before you pull out you give that bitch an uppercut to the gut and while shes outta breath that ole butt hole will pucker up and you pull out when that things tight and your love guns clean as a whistle.
"Hey man just the other day i was pourin it to my cunt in the back door and had to go and meet the parents right after so i just gave her and myself the Arkansas Gun Cleaner real quick."
by animal23 April 6, 2009
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