dribbling clam

A sopping wet vagina, as wet as an otters pocket due to arousal. Not to be confused with venereal discharge.

After seeing Mary's dribbling clam, Rupert realised no extra lubrication was required.

by Loopydave January 17, 2011

Clam Stamp

When a female sets her genitals on a person's forehead; commonly performed after the receiver has passed out. This event is often photographed and used for future embarrassment.

Opposite of the mushroom print.

Yo....Christopha passed out and got hit with a clam stamp form Tammy. He's going to shit when we show him the pictures.

by Mr.Reno May 3, 2007

Trouser Clam

A vagina with an odor like rotting fish.

Holz: What scent can cover the heady tuna scent wafting upwards from my delicate trouser clam?

Bronwyn: Why my dear, you should try spraying your cooter with the fabulous new perfume from the House of Rancé, Next Age Plaisir.

by indig0daisy December 21, 2008

clam fest

A social gathering that involves many females. There are only a few males present at a clam fest, thus making them more appealing to the abundance of females.

oh man! erik, you totally should have come to that party last night! it was a clam fest!

by Ryan June 18, 2004

bearded clam

pussy

Her camel toe looked like a bearded clam

by Louis June 18, 2003

fanny-clam

A female bollock-bulge.

See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin

"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

clam slapper

Typically a northeast term describing lesbians.

"Boy did you see Lisa and Laurie last night? Those two clam slappers sure can pound buckets of brew."

by Matt Corbinowitz January 26, 2006