Chopper command:
When a Man with a LARGE penis firmly grasp the bottom of his shaft and begins to rotate his penis in a helicopter type fashion while saying chopper command coming in for landing...
Usually used to incite a Blow job but has no designated landing location.
A improperly operated chopper command Can result in a mushroom bruise or lose of vision....
Men with Tiny penises CAN NOT perform a successful chopper command and will crash and burn upon attempt.
(if your penis fits in only one hand DO NOT attempt a chopper command)
When a Man with a LARGE penis firmly grasp the bottom of his shaft and begins to rotate his penis in a helicopter type fashion while saying chopper command coming in for landing...
Usually used to incite a Blow job but has no designated landing location.
A improperly operated chopper command Can result in a mushroom bruise or lose of vision....
Men with Tiny penises CAN NOT perform a successful chopper command and will crash and burn upon attempt.
(if your penis fits in only one hand DO NOT attempt a chopper command)
TOP DOG Walked Into the bedroom with his huge penis firmly in hand and said.
Ter Chopper Command coming in for a landing.
(Ter:) All Clear For landing proceed to entry port one for decreasing.O-:
Ter Chopper Command coming in for a landing.
(Ter:) All Clear For landing proceed to entry port one for decreasing.O-:
by The Real TOP DOG TD.... February 27, 2011
Get the Chopper Commandmug. by Hards September 22, 2018
Get the Choppers rightsmug. We encountered a group of chopper monkeys playing hakkey sack. we calmly walked around them without making eye contact or sudden movements and were safe.
by snowandskibaby December 13, 2006
Get the chopper monkeymug. by pow3rzz October 12, 2004
Get the pork choppermug. Whilst receiving fellatio from a woman, the man pulls out and proceeds to spin his dick in a circular motion while repeatedly cock slapping her followed by the man yelling "get to the chopper!" before blowing his load.
Also known as the Schwarzenegger
Also known as the Schwarzenegger
"Last night I told my girlfriend to get to the chopper"
Friend 1: "Did you get her to the chopper?"
Friend 2: "No, she didn't make it"
Friend 1: "Did you get her to the chopper?"
Friend 2: "No, she didn't make it"
by thegooddrbill May 6, 2013
Get the Get to the Choppermug. A name white male republicans give their shotgun, usually a remington 870 12 gauge, to chop up some niggers breaking into their home.
As he woke up late at night, he saw his TV floating away. He picked up his Nigger Chopper and put a shell in the chamber. The sound of the pump action on the Nigger Chopper made the TV crash to the floor.
by Dandongding September 3, 2018
Get the Nigger Choppermug. Adjective
To hastily rush into an important meeting or event that has been planned out, only to screw up and blow the whole thing causing embarassment to yourself and your colleagues.
To hastily rush into an important meeting or event that has been planned out, only to screw up and blow the whole thing causing embarassment to yourself and your colleagues.
Steve pulled a 'Chopper Jenkins' and messed up that presentation we'd been planning for for weeks.
Joe is such a 'Chopper Jenkins' for always rushing into things and screwing them up.
Joe is such a 'Chopper Jenkins' for always rushing into things and screwing them up.
by Culloden Burgundy January 9, 2006
Get the Chopper Jenkinsmug.