Chipotle Shock

That feeling of fullness after eating a full order of something at Chipotle.

I felt intense Chipotle Shock after eating a steak burrito and spent half an hour on the shitter.

by TiffanyandCo December 17, 2012

Chipotle Chursday

Chipotle Thursday

It’s Chipotle Chursday!!! Yummy!!

by LingDanc803 April 26, 2023

Number 27 at Chipotle

The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"

"That Number 27 at Chipotle was really good, but it was missing something"

by JoeyFi December 12, 2023

Driving to chipotle

Stalking someone

I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.

by BicolasChrissy December 8, 2022

Chipotle

Chipotle is a mexican restaurant. I've actually never been there but apparently it's super good. I mean all the basic hoes love it. It's loved by many and tbh is overrated.

"Omg I love Chipotle. Chipotle is ma liiiife!"

by Tayliss the maker November 12, 2018

Chipotle

the spiritual haven that you reach when you become one with the burrito and have finally reached a point in your life when you feel complete. When you take a bite of that burrito and finally you have reached nirvana

I finally reached Chipotle

by soyuz October 11, 2018

Chipotle

A swear word usually used by Latvian people.

"Zandart , tu jobanais chipotle"

by Zandartavardukrajums August 5, 2018