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Chinese Government

A piece of shit censoring, filtering, hungry, piece of shit government.

China = need a violent revolution. CHina = the most conformist math-worshipping country in the world. Math = conformity = less threat to the conformist government that art.

This is why math is encouraged. I gurantee if Chinese schools had Philosiphy class, China would have its ass kicked. But no, we have a conformity class disguised as math.

Chinese government official = need his ass kicked. I would would feel no remorse messing up and killin one of these guys.

Chinese person = stop being a fucking ignorant conformist idiot. You need to stop accepting and start rebelling you conformist idiot piee of shit.

And this is from a Chinese person.
by Leon Li October 23, 2007
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Chinese Food

A godsend from the culinary dieties from above. Chinese food is indeed the greatest stuff ever edible that is not American in origin. Best eaten hot, cold, or anywhere. Yet never eat Chinese food alonel,savor its sweet taste with a friend.
by Not so super DJ Gennady February 19, 2003
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Chinese Checkers

When you are walking in one direction and someone walking towards you end up at the same spot so you both move to the side further blocking eachother. The side movements can persist for 1-alot of times. This usually happens when encountering an Asian person.
I fully played Chinese Checkers on the way to the bathroom
by Sir One Eyed Several January 19, 2010
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chinese rock

1) Form of heroin.
2) Ramones song.
1) Hey man, you got any Chinese rocks?
2) A: Hey man, you heard that song, 'Chinese Rock'?
B: You mean the Ramones one? I like the Heartbreakers version better.
A: Why?
B: It sounds dirtier. I like that.
by bambie brown May 16, 2006
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Chinese Financing

This is the financing you qualify for when you have extremely Bad Credit basically meaning you must pay cash.
Salesman: "Congratulations Folks, you are approved for Chinese Financing."

Customer: "What is that mean"

Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery
by DirtySanchez420 May 8, 2010
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Chinese Dentist

The colloquial term for a bet in gambling of either $2.30 or $230.
James: "fifty cents"
Ali: "one dollar"
Jeff: "tooth hurty"
Mark: "aahhahaha! Chinese Dentist!"
by spoogene February 4, 2010
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chinese hook

The act of inserting a finger into a sex partners anus and crooking the finger to stimulate/hold them still during oral sex. Based on Chinese hook shaped sword of same name.
My equestrian girlfriend finds oral sex ticklish so I use the Chinese hook to keep her from scootching off the hood of my car.
by drooliussneezer April 7, 2015
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