Chevin

A desperately docile juvenile male. Lacking in intelligence and initiative.

Also may mean to have a facial appearance like a horse.

I have messed that up like Chevin.

I have made a real Chevin of that.

by Bobby Sausage October 14, 2008

My Chemical Romance fan

I have many friends who love MCR and who hate MCR, but we don't judge each other. We are just a bunch of kids who love to laugh and have a good time. Before you judge a kid who likes MCR you should try to talk to those kids first they may be the best friend you ever had.

This happened to me at school one day.

opposer: **points at shirt** "MCR sucks."

My Chemical Romance fan: "and?"

opposer: "just wanted you to know."

**carries on with the conversation and never give it a second thought**

by -A.D.- December 14, 2008

bulldog chewing a wasp

a screwed-up painfull or ugly expression

he's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp..

by fluffkins March 25, 2004

Chemical Warfare Pants

A style of military trouser, possibly of Israeli vintage, that achieved wide popularity in the city of Lancaster and surrounding areas of southeastern Pennsylvania for several years in the late 1980s, particularly among followers of punk rock, New Wave, and other musical, social, and political fringe movements. Whether the trend extended to other regions of the country is currently unknown. The pants, familiarly known as "chems," are characterized by a drawstring waist, a lack of pockets, and knitted elastic cuffs, and constructed of a light military duck fabric (of questionable utility, one suspects, in actually protecting the wearer from weaponized chemicals). The only known purveyor of the pants was the underground-fashionable military surplus store and scene hub DMZ, located on N. Queen St. in Lancaster, which closed its doors in the mid-1990s. As with many of DMZ's "peacetime accessories," wearing chemical warfare pants constituted for some a subtle ironic protest against the military-industrial complex in the waning days of the Cold War. It should also be noted that they simply looked cool and were damned comfortable. All sources suggest that chemical warfare pants of this particular style are unattainable and possibly extinct.

"Dude, Public Affection is playing the Chameleon tonight and my chemical warfare pants are dirty. You got an extra pair?"

by West Branch October 28, 2011

Chexing

During sex, it is the act of which a woman or a man bites off (or rips off with their mouth) his/her sex mate's penis. The man or woman could also bite off the female sex mate's breast. It is a more painful experience than pleasurable, and the person who was chexed can only survive for so long with our his gentiles. However, a woman who had her breast chexed off has a better rate of surviving than a male without his penis.

1. "Whoa, dude! There is no bulge in your pants! Did you get chexed?"
"Yeah, and it hurts like hell. My doctor says I will only live for one more week."

2. "Holy shit Martha! Do you have breast cancer? Why do you only have one boob?"
"No, I just got chexed a couple nights ago."

3. "Hey Kevin shouldn't we be chexing tonight? Are you ready to have your dick bitten off?"
"Hell no. I wont live for long if we do that. Let's just go for anal, okay?"

by BeadedDragon600 December 30, 2013

chemistry shits

When you have to fart or shit but you're not sure if it is a solid, a liquid, or a gas. But you're too scared to experiment.

Guy A: Dude, I need to find a bathroom asap.

Guy B: Why, what's up?
Guy A: I've got the chemistry shits.
Guy B: Brutal!

by ak8807 November 11, 2014

chemical process engineer

When you were 18, the university recruiters told you chemical engineering had "so much variety" and "so many opportunities!" Now, you're graduating 4 years later and have realized that your only two options include oil refining (making gasoline from crude oil) and plastics (making polyethylene from ethylene).

This is probably okay, because whatever you suffer in breathing in toluene all day wearing dark coverall FRC's in 95°F weather, you'll make up for with a 6-digit salary right out of school. You also find yourself with a strangely intimate understanding of how everything around you works, like swimming pools, HVAC, cars, plumbing... everything.

Snooty grad-school materials researcher: "So what are you doing after you graduate?"

You: "I'll be working for a (Exxon/Valero/TOTAL/Phillips66/Shell/Citgo/Lyondell/BP) refinery."

SNGSMR: "Oh, so you're *just* a chemical process engineer?"

You: *grabbing another beer, talking to someone else, driving home in your brand new car...*

by AIChE September 5, 2016