Cheeto mustache

The orange mustache obtained by cheeto particles sticking to the upper lip.

"Dude look at the cheeto mustache on that guy!"

by The butterman March 10, 2015

Neato Cheeto

When you want to say "neat", but be weird about it.

"Neato cheeto."

"Caleb, wtf does that mean? I just said my grandma died."

by Lord Fabulous the 1st October 27, 2022

sweeto cheeto

1. something that is beyond wicked cool.
2. a really good cheeto

-"Hey! I got an awesome new guitar today!"
-"Sweeto cheeto!"

by Stewy Pidd October 2, 2007

cheeto clit

When you hook up with a girl and her clit looks looks like a cheeto (aka a cleeto)

Yo I was goin down on this bitch and her clit was tubular and cheesy. I think she had a cheeto clit

by swagberry muffin January 5, 2017

cheeto fingers

the unpleasant or pleasant orange or red residue left on the fingers after eating a bag of cheetos. Can usually be cleaned by licking or washing hands several times.

Gynecologist: Hey buddy want my last cheeto?

Guy: Man i dont want your nasty ass cheetos! youve been puttin ur gross cheeto fingers on all of em.

by fertileturtel December 23, 2008

Cheeto dick

When a man smells of cheeto stench that is seeping from the front of their pants and is cromming from the dick region.

A) did you smell Tommy's cheeto dick?

B) His cheeto dick reeks!

by the real Chester Cheeto November 26, 2011

Neeto Cheeto

It's a word to use when "Awesome" doesn't even begin to describe the situation.

Omg! That was so neeto cheeto!

by P4K January 2, 2009