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Cheesy Bagel 

a bagel with baked cheese in it, topped with a sufficient amount of butter for select individuals to use as lubricant for personal masturbation and sexual intercourse; it is also sufficient enough to house any kind of sandwich including a hamburger
"Wow! That blond-haired boy at the Cafe really lubed up well today using that cheesy bagel!! I'm sure he was fully satisfied!"
Cheesy Bagel by Jonas Jakobsen January 11, 2009

Cheesy Backseat

Having a container of nacho cheese spilled all over the back seat of your car, after having anal sex when you walk you can hear a smacking sound and your ass is sealed with sperm
Man I could hear Jenny's cheesy backseat in PE
Cheesy Backseat by Cameron Crazy February 24, 2009

cheesy noodle 

When a person spreads their butt cheeks while farting to prevent the fart from making too much noise by flapping of said butt cheeks.
"She totally just cheesy noodled, but I could still hear it."
"We were naked in bed together, and she cheesy noodled right next to me!"
cheesy noodle by Potato Nipple October 28, 2013

Cheesy Snatch 

(n) Pronounced: che-zey snatch

1. Best describes a womans vagina after a rather strenious activity, such as exercise or fucking.

2. When sitting close to a girl who was obviously not washed for a number of days, such as after a multi-day festival or camping trip, and you can smell her vagina from where you are.

3. The state of a girls vagina, unkept, messy and smells bad.
Man 1: How was last night with that bird that you pick up?
Man 2: Yeah it was good until she asked me to go down on her, smelt like rotten cheese left behind the furnace for a week, hairer then a damn dog.
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Man 1: Psst! hey can you smell that?
Man 2: Yeah I dont think that Jane was washed for a few days!
Man !: Yeah thats one cheesy snatch, bet it oozes out sauce!
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Man: Damn girl do you ever maintain?
Girl: No im not really into that...
Man: Fuck you and your hippy values bitch shave and shower or im going to piss on your face
Girl: Well.....
Cheesy Snatch by Dr. RazBerry August 28, 2009

Cheesy Twat 

The state of a woman's vaginia when it begins to look, smell, and feel like week old nacho cheese. Usually developed by going weeks without showering, sleeping with many random people, and sticking unusual objects up the twat.
That fucking slut has some real bad cheesy twat going on!
Cheesy Twat by James K February 12, 2004

cheesy chester 

a cheesy chester is when you eat a whole bag of Cheetos, and then finger a vag. fuckin' eh.
a cheesy chester is basically the fakest sex move ever invented, but is good for its comedic purposes.
cheesy chester by xtrustmetwicex October 8, 2009