chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 20, 2019

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chameleonic

adjective. Possessing the ability to appear to it in or belong anywhere amongst any given surroundings, whether people or locale, by willfully altering one's looks, voice, language and mannerisms to match whatever situation one finds oneself in; much like how the qualities of the chameleon allow it to blend into whatever background it finds itself in.

By always undergoing an absolute transformation as he takes in each new character he plays, Johnny Depp displays how chameleonic he is; particularly when one compares such roles as Cap't. Jack Sparrow and Edward Scissorhands to others like Hunter S. Thompson and George Jung.

by Cpt. Dumphuck June 15, 2020

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being a chameleon

Being a chameleon means that you can easily adapt into different situations while still being yourself.

tony is being a chameleon, he goes along well with so many different people, but is somehow still himself..

by SaraLeclercq May 14, 2022

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as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

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