certified dime piece

one fine hot hot hot ass girl.

dammn she is one certified dime piece walkin down that street !

she is my one and only ertified dime piece.

by dorkboo. November 10, 2007

Certified boy lover

Drake

Drake is a 'certified boy lover!

Drake: Ooh, Lil Wayne is too good, he's just too good!

by Icy Wyte June 15, 2022

certified head doctor

Some bitch who is certified in giving head, dome, knowledge, cranium, brain, neck, throat, skull, noggin, mouth, face, head, hummer, knob, wisdom, etc.

Yo that girl right thurr is a certified head doctor fa shizzle because she sucked the whole crew and didn't even choke. Then she received her certification according to how we rated her on from 1-10. This could also be train-able material. See Train for more details.

by The Train December 10, 2008

non-certified memelord

a self proclaimed memelord that failed to take the exam to be labeled as a true memelord

The non-certified memelord still thinks tide-pods are funny.

by TheRubberSponge May 20, 2018

certified poop nigga

A nigga that is certified poop

He is a certified poop nigga

by Pseudonym the Gamer April 6, 2022

Certified jordan moment

When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.

That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?

Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment

by Sgtstanky January 22, 2020

Certified Hotwheels Moment

A Supremely Gay interaction or event. This references a video where a man places a hotwheels car on a track and then drives it into his open ass.

John: Will you check my balls for Cancer?
James: This is a certified hotwheels moment.

by ADog'sKnot January 17, 2023