Presure cementer

A presure cementer is a hard working man that didn’t complete college or is bored. A measuring tape Cant read how long their dick is and they are always miserable cunts they will sit in the middle of butt fucking nowhere to be hated on by fucking ass holes in Vancouver
Girl 1: Man he looks like a miserable cunt.
Girl 2: can you not read the side of his truck he’s a presure cementer dumb ass
by Queer killer 69 November 28, 2021
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Cement Manifold Pipe

It's what the term CMP stands for in the civil engineering world. Not really, but this way when the instructor follows the link one should leave on a final exam, they see proof that this word is in fact, in a dictionary.
The contractor ordered 40 ft of Cement Manifold Pipe.
by tharris May 03, 2012
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cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.
My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.
by Domazz691 September 17, 2023
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cement baby

Anything that needs care 24/7 but you cannot take it anywhere. It stays where it is all the time and you orbit around it.
Our company’s website is a cement baby with comments and complaints coming in globally every day, all day.
by WriterGrrlNYC May 20, 2022
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cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries
"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"
by Cementjobguy March 05, 2014
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Cement Body

When you're so lit that you cannot move and your body feels like cement.
After we finished that blunt I had cement body for hours.
by ll008 September 06, 2015
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drink a pound of cement

1. to toughen up
joe “no way in hell im going on that rollarcoaster”
bob “drink a pound of cement, pussy”
2. to drink someone’s dick milk, word for ejaculate or cum
sexy woman “ooohhh hey there big boy😏”
bob “drink a pound of cement”
sexy woman “ PEG ME”
“are you happy urban dictionary? i defined the word already, look, drink a pound of cement, drink a pound of cement, happy now?”
by god i LOVE bacon and terraria February 09, 2025
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