Cement

das conk creet baybee

Someone could ask you: What’s cement?

Then you can answer: Das conk creet baybee! And feel like the idiot you are, Kyle!

by Dog with bow tie January 31, 2023

Jetcem Cement

Jetcem Cement is a cement based product which is really easy to use and sets in about 30 minutes. Ideal for rapid patching or when a fast repair job is needed. Sets in the cold and wet. Internal and External Use: Seals and repair cracks and holes in both internal and external environments.

Whoever fucking reads this can you pick up a sack of jetcem cement from the petrol station I can’t fit through the door

by Can’t bother to make a name February 18, 2023

Spanish Cement

Hard dried semen

I orgasmed so hard I passed out and when I woke up I was covered in Spanish cement

by Lingtora November 4, 2023

Cement Man

Someone imbued with a sense of greatness

That Matt, he's such a cement man.

by SoothKippy July 1, 2023

Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.

“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”

by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023

cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.

My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.

by Domazz691 September 17, 2023

Presure cementer

A presure cementer is a hard working man that didn’t complete college or is bored. A measuring tape Cant read how long their dick is and they are always miserable cunts they will sit in the middle of butt fucking nowhere to be hated on by fucking ass holes in Vancouver

Girl 1: Man he looks like a miserable cunt.
Girl 2: can you not read the side of his truck he’s a presure cementer dumb ass

by Queer killer 69 November 27, 2021