chloe catastrophic

she is the coolest girl ever! she's also known as gink. DON'T TRY TO BE HER. SHE WILL BEAT YOU DOWN.

chloe catastrophic can't be copied.

by Isaac Impausible September 17, 2008

Catastrophize

A malapropism spoken frequently by a stupid bitch who infamously shit out octuplets on the government dole (AKA "Octomom", "Nadya Suleman").

While describing the circumstances surrounding her firing the nannies for whose services she was not paying:

"Honestly, all of that is a joke; all of that is beyond catastrophized."

While describing a 911 phone call where she repeatedly proclaimed that she was going to kill herself:

"It's completely catastrophized. I was running around the backyard of my house and in the house looking for him..."

by SiXiXiX March 27, 2009

hatastrophe

Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.

I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.

by Radstock_Jon_Jon October 25, 2008

craptastrophe

when you bend over, pick something up that is heavy, and subsequently shit yourself right on the scene.

i bent over, picked up that heavy bar and shat my pants like my name was suzy crapster. what a craptastrophe

by devlin mcstrain February 15, 2009

Catastrophuck

the situation you are faced with after a massive disaster, something bigger than a clusterfuck

"This tornado/earthquake/hurricane has created a huge Catastrophuck"

by BigKleck December 24, 2009

Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia

The rapid spread of ignorance of the correct rules for apostrophe usage; the widespread misuse of apostrophes, especially in plural nouns.

Walk-in's Welcome; The Miller's invited us to dinner; Washing machine's for sale are all examples of Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia.

by 21st Century Renaissance Man March 21, 2012

calastrophe

A combination of catastrophe and calamity, a true disaster.

I dropped my ice cream cone, what a calastrophe!

by Gab the potato December 5, 2019