shit canned

To be fired from a job.

I worked for those fudgepackers for 10 years and they STILL shit-canned me!

by Academic Type January 23, 2005

Cancer Porn

A book, movie, television documentary, etc. which exploits the sadness and drama of cancer. Such a work will often make the cancer patient (and/or caregiver) into a glowing hero/ine with boundless enthusiasm, energy, love and forgiveness. Cancer porn makes cancer look glamorous while down playing the pain and ugliness of the disease.

She: I hear that new movie "A Cancer Love Story" is really lovely! Sounds like a great date movie.

He: I hear it's maudlin CANCER PORN and should be avoided like a severe case of melanoma.

by BillyFLA September 19, 2009

Ass Canned

v. (Past Simple) The past action of Ass Canning. When an individual has been on the receiving end of anal sex.

Last night Johnny was ass canning Jill while watching the evening news. The next morning, Jill was speaking to her best friend Melissa about the previous night of anal sex. Jill told Melissa, "Johnny ass canned me good, and I can barely sit down today."

by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

Logan Paul is cancerous

Just go to the Logan Paul Wikipedia page if you want real information. I just wanted a mug that said Logan Paul is cancerous.

I just wanted a mug that said Logan Paul is cancerous.

by LeoDefines November 9, 2017

Cancerous

Someone that's radiating with stupidity

Johnny is so cancerous that almost every one hates him.

by Beastmode1386 October 28, 2017

Cancerous

The way something is or an act, something very stupid.

That dude just ate his own skin.
Bro, that video is cancerous! Shut the hell up!

by BestDefinitionWriter May 31, 2016

Cancerents

Parents who smoke cigarettes around their children.

Nick: I can't breathe in my own home!
Tony: Why not?
Nick: Cancerents T_T

by Cybapa December 6, 2009