Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

After getting a ticket, she called the parking cop muff cabbage.

by -Nobody- October 15, 2010

Jazz Cabbage

A slang term for marijuana originating in the 1930's from it's widespread use by those who enjoyed jazz.

"Bro wanna smoke?"
"Hell yeah, you know I love that jazz cabbage"

by That1oneguy October 7, 2017

cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.

Cabbage Night is fun.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 28, 2005

Dense cabbage

A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.

Why are you such a dense cabbage bitch?

by ya I know March 10, 2019

Dense Cabbage

What you call someone after you correct them

"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"

by Dinfindandong March 3, 2022

Cabbage-hanger

A pretentious, talentless artist.

Some cabbage-hanger set up a ladder on the boulevard and poured paint on it. Now he is sitting under the ladder, holding his cat and crying.

Debbie placed a bowl of lemons in a pile of white sand and said it was a comment on her mortality. She is a total cabbage-hanger.

by PullTab79 March 21, 2009

cabbage puss

A Girls Puss (JJ) Who's Puss Smells Like Cabbage

Dude, It Smell's Like Cabbage Puss!

by tex115 March 24, 2010