Bearded Carl

A previously shaved or waxed vagina that is now unkept and neglected.

Brian: Hey, Kristen, remember that one Vivendi party where you got drunk and showed everyone your Carl?

Kristen: If I was getting more sex, I probably would have done something about my 5 o'clock Carl. But the Ducks haven't lost a game yet so I am growing out my bearded Carl in hopes they'll win the Stanley Cup!

by Harold Clampet November 14, 2010

hot carl a la mode

A hot carl with vanilla ice cream

Boy I sure could use a Hot Carl A La Mode on this hot sunny day!!!

by Kfcfighter October 9, 2017

riding carl

Similar to riding bitch, this derogatory phrase describes someone riding in the middle of the backseat without any manner of protest over their social standing

Doesn’t Joe hate riding bitch?

No he knows his place he’s riding carl

by LiterateLlama March 20, 2019

carl johan

Carl Johan is a name used on people, that has a big dick

Look at that guy, he is a Carl Johan

by Geparden May 13, 2016

Dirty Carl

The act of one taking a shit in a sock, preferably a tube sock, and beating a victim with it, preferably in the face

larry gave patches a dirty carl, it was a effin stinky mess

by sir jon September 29, 2005

Carkles

Those odd pinpricks of sparkling light that fill your vision before you pass out, and linger in your sights for at least 10 minutes after you've come round.

"Mate, I can't drink any more! I'm getting carkles!"

"I don't know if we can move him yet. Ask him if he still has carkles"

by MagickDio February 6, 2010

King Carl

Head of the 'Waffle' religion. A great king, loved by many Waffle birds across the globe.

"Ohhhh look, it's King Carl"

by Amy and Mel March 14, 2007