When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.
“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”
by Franko0119 August 15, 2020

1. The act of still having the benefits of having broken bones, but being close to fully healed.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.
by Larrydawg64 July 4, 2012

by Cripplecruncher5000 December 11, 2020

by TheNippleAssassin May 24, 2016

the state of being too rational that it makes life unbearable, often resulting in suicidal thoughts --not to be confused with suicidal thoughts caused by crippling depression
by dablord69 October 23, 2017

by Marc touzin June 14, 2023
