Dewcripl (Dew Cripple)

a person in a wheelchair (cripple) drinking mountain dew.

"dude look at that hot dewcripl (Dew Cripple) over there. She sips mountain dew like an angel taking a bath in cool crystal clear lagoon water"

by Billly bong January 14, 2009

Nipple Cripple

Someone who has no feeling in their nipples; someone with full nipple paralyzation.

We could all tell that Humphrey was a nipple cripple because he was the only one who's nipples never went hard in the winter.

by TMMJ December 9, 2008

And then she fucked a cripple

I started doing this that and the third...

Hym “...And then she fucked a cripple. That’s the other side of the coin. You’ll either get that, or she’ll fuck a cripple, you’ll be robbed by the bitch who sold you the bullshit. $29.99 down the drain. But maybe... just maybe, if you buy then next one she won’t fuck the mongoloid. No? Ok, well, just one more. You know what? Just pay to come see the show, $129.99. Then she’ll fuck you instead of a walking disability.”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

Nipple Cripple

Someone who has lost feeling in their nipples.

Hannah was the only one with flat nipples on that cold day because she is a nipple cripple.

by TJJENMAURAMIKE December 16, 2008

shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.

kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"

by Pop the cherry April 4, 2009

road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive

garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself

by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011

Nipple cripple

The act of twisting or pinching a male's nipple until his nipple becomes a dark shade of purple.

I was sleeping when My friend Mike shouted "Nipple cripple" and took ahold of my nipple and twisted it until it became a dark shade of purple.

by dudeguy4life February 20, 2017