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Briefcase Buddies

A term used by Sam-I-Am showing his excitement that he and his new "bestfriend" have matching briefcases. "Briefcase Buddies" is a term coming from the show "Green Eggs and Ham" marking the "friendship" of Sam-I-Am and Guy-Am-I.
Sam-I-Am: Oh wow! Look at this! We're BRIEFCASE BUDDIES!!! It's like finding a matching so flake...
Guy-Am-I: It's an Unremarkable attaché, sold in most major stores.
Sam-I-Am: AND WE BOTH BOUGHT IT!!!
by terribly_innaccurate May 19, 2021
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jerk buddy

Jerk buddy, or jerk buddies, consist of two straight (and/or not straight) males masturbating together in one room until the point of ejaculation.
Justin Bieber: "Hey Austin, want to be my jerk buddy?"
Austin Mahone: "Sure, I'd love to rub one out with you, man."
by Robertsaxzzzz December 12, 2015
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Dab Buddy

🔥 That one BUDDY who you always DAB with and is always DOWN for a DAB
🔥 Dab Buddy is always down for a DAB
by ClassicRonnie November 24, 2019
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Texting Buddies

When you text someone a lot, get really close to and hang out often.
Oh yeah Maura and I are texting buddies.
by ticktac January 14, 2010
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spoil buddy

An older guy who spoils a younger, sexy girl for a no strings attached hangout, sex n shopping relationship....but not the same as a sugar daddy cuz he is:

a) not so old he's a historical artifact
b) kinda cute, just outside her age bracket
c) gonna buy her clothes and shoes, and salon visits, and spa treatments, etc. but not cars and houses and such nonsense as that

kinda like a "sugar daddy lite" for the girl who ain't interested in hookin up with sum old senior citizen but would like to be spoiled a little by a older but not old, kinda cute, guy that wouldn't be so weird and gross.
Girl: So are you sayin you wanna be my sugar daddy?

Guy: No way! I'm not an AARP member!! I just wanna be your spoil buddy.
by urbootyismykryptonite July 28, 2012
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nutterbutter buddies

When one buddy puts his nuts in another buddy's butt.
"Put your nutter in my butter, my nutter butter buddy."

"I love me some nutterbutter buddies."
by Originalnutter January 24, 2014
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taste buddy

noun: A person who shares the same likes and dislikes in food.
"You also hate asparagus? We're such taste buddies!"
"If I don't know what to eat, I ask my taste buddy"
"If I think it's delish, so does my taste buddy!"
by pzp July 29, 2012
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