Buddha

(n.) A mild-mannered obese man. Most applicable to the folicley challenged (means bald)

Your dad is such a buddha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Big Buddha Mcnasty

a)a name derived from the brain of an awesome person to describe his equally awesome godson

b)a name that will be feared by anyone who crosses him
after the 2012.

Is big Buddha mcnasty gonna have to choke a bitch?

by nevets202009 February 24, 2010

Buddha

(adj, proper noun)
1) The state of being large, resembling the Buddha.
2) Josh P's father.

1: "We're going to the Americana tonight with Buddha, then a game of May I." - Dan Razzo

by JustinAC February 5, 2005

Buddha Rub

When a boy rubs a girls stomach for pleasure

Mike loves to give caitlin Buddha rubs on the swing.

by Buddha Rubber September 13, 2008

Buddha Juice

The sweat that comes off of your ass when you work out...
Often people drink this and become bottylisious

I got dat Buddha Juice

by Buddha Juicey April 12, 2010

Sideways Buddha

1. When there isn't sufficient room to contain your upright buddha, forcing it to be turned sideways.

2. Trying to get past an unpleasantly large person, usually forcing you to turn sideways to slide past.

1. "Dude it's a buddha car light, plug it in!"

"It won't fit cause your car's retarded."

"Turn it sideways, then it can be a sideways buddha!"

2. "Man, i had to sideways buddha that guy he was so big. I didn't think i was gonna make it."

by MaryPoppinsOffendsMe August 17, 2010

Buddha stix

pot laced with opium.

i had some buddha stix last night.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003