evil bryan

Evil Bryan is the dark side of a person named Bryan Films. He is very mean to certain people but he hs a soft side. Everyone has something good in them. Evil Bryan's is just really hard to find. Just like his heart. Some people say that he doesn't have one bu the truth is, it's just very small. If anyone touches any of his friends they are dead. Nobody has ever seen Evil Bryan smile. Actually only one person has, and that's Kid Bryan. The childish version of Bryan Films. There are many more versions out there but we won't get into detail. Kid Bryan is the only one that trusts Evil Bryan. Therefore Evil Bryan protected Kid Bryan from things such as bullies or getting harmed. Evil Bryan as a strong connection with Kid Bryan. Evil Bryan can be very evil, but very kind as well.

Kid Bryan: walks into room with a bunch of bruises

Evil Bryan: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

Kid Bryan: A bunch of kids beat me up at the park

Evil Bryan: TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE AT SO I CAN KILL THEM!!

by Evil Bryan February 5, 2020

Like a Bryan

An ungentlemanly egoistic guy.

Normally thinks highly of himself.

"Eh, help her carry the carton of water la! Please Don't like a Bryan!"

by catcrossing May 1, 2014

I Pulled a Bryan

You broke so something or did something stuipd

Orville: *Breaks Carpet* OH NO I PULLED A BRYAN
Bryan: HEY

by Evil Bryan December 13, 2019

Bryan Fisching

Making absurd, often bigoted statements based on little or no proof, like Bryan Fischer does daily on his radio broadcasts/youtube channel, like saying Christians face the same discrimination as the black community, that having a straight twin means a person can't be born gay, and that mass shootings result from a lack if school prayer

Kelly was doing some major Bryan Fisching today when she said dinosaurs fossils are a hoax to promote the theory of evolution.

by Backscratcher May 6, 2013

Bryan

A very shy guy but once you get to know him, you'll have the best time of your life! He's also got the brains so don't think too poorly of him. He's kind, nice, and chill with people, and he's basically friends with everybody. He's also really cute and attractive and has one of the cutest smiles EVER. *advice*If a Bryan likes you, ur VERY lucky that he even does. Also, he may not make the first move (cuz he's shy duh) so YOU may have to... you know... be the big person and walk up to him. 🥰

"Hey, Bryan's looking at you~"
"He is?"
*Bryan quickly looks away and turns red*

by MKtotherescue April 2, 2020

Bryant University

"Where today's alcoholics are tomorrows CEOs"
"A Drinking school with a Busines problem"
"Bryant University: Say no to Sobriety"
"We pregame harder than you party"

this is where everyone knows how to party and party hard.
its where you come for a good time.

Dude this party is soo beat, lets go get trashed at Bryant University where they know how to party.

by Nate G February 10, 2006

dirty bryan

A male first shaves all the pubes off of his balls and collects the pubes in a bag. He then plows a chick and blows a load on her face. Right away, he takes the bag of pubes out and sprinkles them on the chick's face so that they stick and look like facial hair.

Laurance gave Miffy a nice, full dirty bryan the other night.

by James Milhowse January 11, 2009