Briefcase Wanker

When you really wanna get to someone they fucking piss you the shitty balls off.

You fucking briefcase wanker! I'll get you, you little slag!

by PlayMakeReview July 17, 2021

chicken bref

A medical condition, in which a hispanic third party states that someone suffering from any number of medical ailments. Typically associated with asthma, pneumonia, allergies, or any lung disease.

Doctor: Good morning Mrs. Jiminez, what seems to be the problem with your baby today?

Mrs. Jiminez: Chicken bref!!!

Doctor: I'm sorry?? what was that???

Mrs. Jiminez: I jest told jew, Chicken bref. Che started coughing last night, an her nose was running, an now CHICKEN BREF!

by breathing chickens April 28, 2010

bogan briefcase

Cask wine / wine sold in a cardboard box.

Dave: "Hey that dude walking over there looks pretty seedy."
Ben: "Yea, he is carrying a bogan briefcase"

by Aussie99 September 30, 2015

safety briefing

My wifes excuse for sniffing smarty dust

No honey; I was not sniffing smarty smarty dust. I was only safety briefing with co-workers.

by HiFuzdelity August 19, 2017

Side Broe

Male Version of a side hoe. When a guy gets horny and his gf is out of town he turns to one of his guy friends for some lovin.

Guy 1 : Dude I miss my gf so much she gave me the best head

Guy 2: Well I can help with that!

Guy 1: Damn wtf that’s gay asf

Guy 2: Don’t worry im just your side broe.

Guy 1: Oh ok.

by wonfruend June 10, 2022

aw shid broe

First created by @localbroe in efforts to recreate the phrase "oh shit bro!". His fans are now in a broe frenzy and use it whenever they feel necessary.

"Aw shid broe! Paolo used up all the TP"

by susanbsnoozin April 15, 2017

Briefcase

A reference from spongebob squarepants when he and Patrick were married, when Patrick being the man of the family was confronted by spongebob about forgetting his briefcase full of donuts

Patrick you forgot your briefcase

by Filipinofoods February 20, 2018