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Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin
i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride
by Sexydimma March 14, 2021
mugGet the Orleans bridemug.

Side Bride

A poor soul who simply found their person too late.

So cheering you on, respectfully from the sidelines, will just have to do.

🫰🏻
Woe, the agony, that is the side bride’s.
by Titse rácina… December 30, 2023
mugGet the Side Bridemug.

Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin
i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
mugGet the Orleans bridemug.

Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country
I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.
by 459395 March 28, 2023
mugGet the Mail order bridemug.

Bride Hoe

A lady of the night who has the potential to be a wife; she's the more "classy" of his hoes.
This hoe is my Bride Hoe, a top tier hoe! She’s the type of hoe you can take home to meet ya momma after she has had a long night of lickin’, suckin, and fuckin the riches of dicks in the tri-state area. She’s even clean up with baby wipes and gargle some mouthwash before givin your momma a kiss on the cheek.
by Tina85💚 February 28, 2025
mugGet the Bride Hoemug.

Bride

A person of low intellect. Typically wearing clothes, as seen in early seasons of jersey shore. Aggressive behaviour towards other people (especially his/her fellow brider)
Guy 1#: Ayo bruh, did you see the bride at the club last night?
Guy 2#: Yea man, he was all up in my face the entire time!

Bride 1#: YOU TALKING TO ME BRAH? YOU WANNA GO?!

Guy 1# and 2#: Let's just go man...
by Bride123 August 19, 2021
mugGet the Bridemug.

blackmail bride

A woman who tries to blackmail their love interest and/or their significant other to terminate the relationship, in the hopes of securing their love interest for themselves.
Laura is desperate and trying to blackmail bride herself by recording our conversation and using sensitive information against you.
by LM3isAHuge May 3, 2017
mugGet the blackmail bridemug.

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