Brett

The jolliest of the jolly. Likes when women tickle his devil's driveway. He enjoys competitive ventures, even when there is no competition and it deteriorates his quality of life. He's willing to loan friends $2000 and lets lovers shove organic Italian carrots up his bum. He is interested in all things medical and succeeded in college via unsavory but effective methods.

Wow, what a Brett. He really shoved something up his ass. That's such a Brett thing to do.

by Bingbong Dingdong May 19, 2020

Brett Yang

A wonderful classical musician who plays the violin really skillfully, with an intellectual sense of humor, extremely down to earth despite his amazing achievements, has a great sense of compassion and empathy, has a bubbly and friendly personality that anyone can adapt with, one look and you can immediately feel that he is a kind person, screams husband-material all the way, a loyal and trustworthy bestfriend who will support you with whatever you do as long as it's not related to the viola

Mom: You need to find a good husband.

Me: You mean a Brett Yang?
Mom: You're not good enough for him. Find better friends first at least.

Me: You mean a Brett Yang.. too..

by riikaajeluuuu September 6, 2020

brett hand

brett hand is the hottest human being alive other then you shawty

example: i love brett hand

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Brett Sherman

Great guy to get to know who is a really good listener.Very good looking usually with a nice ass.Nice guy who has your back in any situation.

Wow! That guy helped me out so much. He's a real Brett Sherman.

by wordwizard62 April 19, 2010

Brett Conkling

One of the original old horses who revolutionized online vocabulary forever. The professional gamer, Zero BC who has made money than your family combined.

I am such a donkey dick turkey, I am tired of getting the schloog and being a duker. I wish I could be more like Brett Conkling

I heardddd about that big ole DICKKKK

by AJDavie December 18, 2009

Brett Osullivan

When you're feeling stingey so you shit in your girlfriends vagina before sex then pull out pre vinegar stroke and dump a load out bush.

My mate was going to take a load out to the tip and decided he'd buy a goon sack instead. Having spent his money and feeling frisky he decided to give his girlfriend a Brett Osullivan and dump two loads out bush at once

by lemon tea party February 6, 2015

Brett move

A term used to describe the actions of a person who does the most ridiculous and/or unexpected thing possible in any given situation.

Mark: Hey, remember when Brett decided to pregame our pregame?
Drew: Yea, he’s a lunatic. He blacked out before we even got to the bar.

Mark: It was funny though, but that was such a Brett move.

by Rollterps7 March 10, 2018