Brayden

A bitch ass satanist who will never smash.

People with this name will never smash

P1: Man Brayden took my cat yesterday

P2: did he eat it?
P1: I think so

by Salvatore November 22, 2018

Brayden

A thin as toothpicks no good piece of trash

I once saw this person, he was frail, stupid, and probably worthless so I called him a Brayden

by deep fried and then boiled cat April 22, 2019

Brayden

Your shitty, run of the mill "The North Face" wearing boy, who has a haircut that screams "Teen Beach Movie."

Hey Dude, me and Brayden are going surfing by the beach, dude wanna come. That'd be like totally tubular if you did.

by ChickenWangzzz November 19, 2019

Brayden

He's a kid with no friends and has a tiny dick so if you see a brayden just run for your life before he rapes you

Ahhhhh it's a brayden runnnnnnn

by Lil Cliffy May 2, 2018

Brayden

The guy you think is straight but is actually gay. Usally wears bright colors or regularly shops at hollister. He has multiple female connections but deep inside wants the guy that sits next to him in algebra. They usually are very loud and try to partake in straight events. They also like to Spread rumors like their gay nature. Most likely will suck you dick for money.

Girl 1: Woah look at that guy over there.
Girl 2: Are those teal sweatpants?
Girl 1: Yeah I bet he's a Brayden

by Swagyoloswag February 24, 2015

Brayden

A white ass, not athletic kid.

His vertical is only 12”. He is such a Brayden

by Black Power 97 May 10, 2019

Brayden

Brayden is A really nice guy who is a little funny and crazy but he will defend his friend even though he could get hurt .He is a person to be so supportive he would do what his closest friends told him. He is loyal and intelligent the greatest thing about him is that he strong black belt.Braden could hit someone in the face and the would fall on the ground. Even though he sounds mean he could be really nice if you don’t annoy him and he wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself even though your his worst enemy. But that doesn’t mean that he distort someone’s life he can make someone regret annoying they want to kill themself he can be really scary when he has to and change someone to something really different.

Once he was defending a friend and made a boy in his work place get anger issues .so he is defiantly an good friend but if your his enemy run away
And he use his phone while doing that?.????
He alway protect his friend one time when a boy was anoying braydens friend he kicked the dude

by Troy Hong January 13, 2020