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beat the brakes off

Blake: "Damn dawg you beat the brakes off his ass."
Kevin: "Fo sho I knocked him ass in his snot box. Pussy ass dude shouldn't have been frontin on my peoples like that."
Blake: "We gotta bounce the blue berries and cherries is comin."
by slick73nova4u October 5, 2007
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Mexican brake pedal

The horn in an automobile. Used in conversation to describe the idiotic act of continuously honking the car horn for several seconds instead of doing what is safe and prudent while traveling at an unsafe speed... applying the brakes.

So named for the unfortunate driving practices of Mexican cab drivers.

Also known as the Egyptian brake pedal.
Yo Vashon! Don't slow down at that intersection. We are going to be late for our drug deal! Give 'em the Mexican brake pedal... those pedestrians will get the Hell out of our way!
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antilock brake system

An anti-lock braking system or anti-skid braking system (ABS) is an automobile safety system that allows the wheels on a motor vehicle to maintain tractive contact with the road surface according to driver inputs while braking, preventing the wheels from locking up (ceasing rotation) and avoiding uncontrolled skidding.
Antilock brake system uses wheel speed sensors to determine if one or more wheels are trying to lock up during braking. If a wheel tries to lock up, a series of hydraulic valves limit or reduce the braking on that wheel. This prevents skidding and allows you to maintain steering contro
by the boom December 1, 2016
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Beat the Brakes off

The act of plowing a chick really hard.
Da Money:"Man I would totally Beat the Brakes off that shit!"
RoQ:"Shyeah!"
by Brandaminator October 5, 2006
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Boston Brake Job

A sexual act involving a man's erect penis, a Boston cream doughnut and fellatio giving a crude resemblance to the mounting of a brake disk on a wheel hub. The doughnut is pressed onto the man's erect penis and once the penis has broken through to the other side fellatio is performed on the now cream covered penis.
"Fuck we were so drunk last night that after we got home from Tim Hortons, River busted out the last Boston cream and gave me the ole Boston Brake job"
by Rolo Tony May 1, 2009
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Pump yo brakes

I was playing with my buddies guinea pigs and one started biting me, so I said 'pump yo brakes guinea pig'
by C-MUNN July 15, 2010
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Slamming on the brakes

When you have to fart and you have to clench your buttcheeks so you dont let loose, kinda like you slam on the brakes
by Bengay19 November 22, 2011
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