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Braden

Braden is the type of guy who will suck your penis when you broke up with madalyn last Saturday night. And Bradens tend to walk like a disabled dog, and make disable dog noises. If you find a Braden, tickle his Donahue neck and he will pass out from penis purple syndrome.
Hi Braden, dont be scared. I'm just going to tickle your Donahue neck.
by Madalyns pepperoni titanic tit December 5, 2019
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Braden

The Fucking gamergod, very hot, smart, and never fails to get a girl. Usually sensitive at times, Although he has a giant dick. Great sense of humor, If you ever get a Braden never let him go.
Damn, That dude is a total Braden
by Xx_BradenLOVER69_xX February 20, 2021
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Braden

Braden is the most cutest,funniest,craziest and sexy guy u will ever meet he can get mad easily but don’t make him more mad or he might block u through social media Braden has a special personality better then everyone else’s but he can make u fall I love with him easily don’t break his heart ❤️❤️💍💕💕🥺💋
Braden is my ex bf I still love
by Alivia❤️💍 March 2, 2021
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Braden Darling

People with the name Braden Darling are usually not very sexually active, are very awkward around females, and have a tendency of thinking they are an alpha male. They are usually white, heavyset, with puffy long hair and do terribly in school
Damn, Charlie was being a Braden Darling today, I can’t believe he fumbled the bag with her
by Chicopequeno March 21, 2022
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Braden Smith

DIRKA DIRKA DIRK DIRKA...... KABOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Braden Smith shoes are filled with Dirta Dirta
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