Braden

A dumbass and is a sped

Do you know Braden?
Yeah, he’s a sped and a dumbass

by McKenna Brady October 23, 2018

braden

eats subway all the time. his snapchat is pretty much a subway sponsor. he’s always a bitch. he thinks he’s cool but he really isn’t.

girl: guess who I saw at subway AGAIN
boy: let me guess. BRADEN🙄

by i don’t fucking like braden November 7, 2018

Braden Larson

A tall fuck that likes to rape little children. He is banned from all school grounds and has time stay 420 yards away all play grounds. He also plays Dragon ballz, clash of clans, and Minecraft.

Shit there is a Braden Larson on the horizon.

by Flasch March 18, 2019

Braden

A pussy he can’t give his girlfriend crap

Wow he’s such a braden

by desisback February 14, 2019

Braden

A pussy who can’t give his girlfriend shit

Wow he’s such a braden

by desisback February 14, 2019

Braden

The class dumbass. Usually is annoying and unhelpful. When you ask him for help he will just annoy you and be completely useless.

Joshua: Hey Braden, can I get some help on this assignment
Braden: NO U
Joshua; *looks at Braden in absolute disgust*

by urabaddie June 23, 2019

Braden

A person who does not have faith in a snow day and is a firm hater in the idea of getting one. A braden is a clown.

Normal Person: Dude we might have a snow day it's snowing a lot outside!
Braden: Stop getting your hopes up. It ain't gonna happen.
Normal Person: That's not very cash money of you dude, not cool.

by Sony Gang November 11, 2019