The act of sucking a man's penis while he is in the act of taking a hot shit on a moving RV that is about to run out of gas.
by Philly Jackson November 10, 2013
A geopolitical region in the state of Georgia where residents perform felacio on tourists penis while said tourist is on the toilet talking a shit.
by Ampresandman December 09, 2011
Dude, Katie totally gave me a French Blumpkin the other day! My asshole never felt so good. Except I completely missed the toilet.
by Breen Brawn November 04, 2011
someone who gives blumpkins while wearing a dress or tutu then sings disney songs. these people are usually cum dumpsters and have herpes.
by fucking cumguzzlers May 15, 2009
by shank6 December 07, 2009
Usually takes place in a public restroom. 3 or more blumpkins occuring at the same time in ajoining stalls. Switching of partners allowwed.
That blumpkin party was amazing!
by DDP March 24, 2005
Just like any variation of the word blumpkin, this sensuous act occurs between two people who are in love with each other. A gentleman should climb into a dumpster, preferably behind a grocery store or fast food restaurant, begin shitting (pants are optional, but your ding dong must at least hang out the zipper). Then a close friend or whore will climb into the dumpster and begin to slob on the shitter's knob while he is pushing out all those juicy feces.
I was constipated after I ate at Checkers on Lewis Street, so, I walked in Blockbuster, but they wouldn't let me poo. Thankfully I stumbled across Zack's sister and a girl with the exact same name. I informed them of my condition, and they offered a Dumpster Blumpkin. So, that's how I spent my afternoon,between Checkers and Blockbuster, Dumpster Blumkining two ladies with the same name.
by The Stoolwhipper June 14, 2010