Blog

When somebody pretends to give people advice through uncredited literature and stories. Kind of like pretending to be a professional journalist, but you don't know what you're talking about.

1. I heard from a blog that the new Death Cab for Cutie CD is great.

2. I heard from a blog that nobody likes you anymore. Mainly because everybody reads Mark's blog, so it must true.

by Ninja Pipes July 5, 2008

Blog Humper

People (almost exclusively males) who spend a large amount of time adding random girl profiles on facebook, myspace, bebo etc, for the sole purpose of gaining access to their picture sections. These people often take the time to create new e-mail addresses and new profiles with different names in order to remain anonymous. Once they have been accepted as a friend the person will look at every picture in the girls profile while masturbating. This person also searches for profiles which are not set to private as it makes their blog humping a whole lot easier.

"Hey man, just a word of warning. If your girlfriend sees a friend request from Mike on her facebook, tell her to reject it. That fag's a blog humper."

by Neil_Owner March 25, 2008

Blog Diva

A famous blogger that everyone wants to meet, have do an advertorial and/or show up to an event. However, this blogger must be paid royally, have the best conditions, and a lot of free stuff.

Xiaxue: "I only make at least 20,000$ from nuffnang a check" *flashes check online*

The rest of the personal blogging world: *rolls eyes* STFU xiaxue! You're nothing but a damn blog diva

by Chaudie August 9, 2010

Fail blog

1. (n) a website full of win
2. (adj) a way to describe something that just doesnt work

1. Shannon: Did you see that guy on Fail blog last night?
Mariah: Lol totally! How did his face catch fire like that in the first place?

2. Mariah: Dude, look at that mom trying to put her baby stroller away without taking the baby out
Shannon: Thats a fail blog.

by Storm Abernast May 11, 2009

Honest to blog

An embarrassing phrase meant to indicate an inquisitive challenge to someone's sincerity as an interrogative (Honest to blog?), or a claim of solemnity as a declarative utterance (Honest to blog!). The phrase found a modicum of popularity amongst idiots back in 2008 thanks to Diablo Cody. It was lame at the time, and has since fallen further out out of usage. It was one of a number of crappy pieces of dialogue that were deemed Oscar worthy by the crusty old members of the Academy, who only awarded the film anything because they wanted to look cool and down with "teen speak" despite not having a fucking clue what any of it meant or the fact that that no one would ever talk like that. The decline in the usage of a term like "honest to blog" is perhaps indicative of a growing cultural awareness of of the crumminess of the film's pseudo teen talk and an acceptance that such bullshit isn't so god damn cute anymore.

For further examples of such out of touch and stupid phrases, see Diablo Cody's shitty post-Juno writing credits (Jennifer's Body, Burlesque et.al.)

"Hey, did you hear Juno won the Oscar for best original screenplay?"
"Honest to Blog?"
"...dude, shut the FUCK up."

by cptzaprowsdower September 12, 2011

blog-arrhea

An ailment afflicting bloggers. Excessive and frequent evacuation of blog postings, runny ones with little substance, usually indicating emotional distress or disorder.

Her blog used to be so dependable and regular, I set my watch by it. But lately, she clearly has a case of blog-arrhea!

by jacks_inbox June 24, 2005

blog envy

1) The jealousy you feel when you see another blog getting recognition in the mainstream press.
(2) The jealousy you feel when you realize that your friend's blog is more popular than yours.

My blog envy meter was going to the roof when I saw Music For Robots mentioned in the New York Times.

by niel-xxx.com October 6, 2005