Blockate

A Roblox game where people are stuck in an endless loop of false hope and never escape it, the front-page sucks too and people like to think they are actual developers while the truth is that they are not. Noone cares about your game or the characters, no one knows about your games existence so stop making 69420 sequels on your game that got 100 visits. Stop being the "original owner" of games and starting drama because someone had a similar idea. Stop doing collabs where you put your creations in other worlds thinking people know them. STOP SELF INSERTING YOUR FRIENDS I CAN ASSURE NOONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FREIND GROUP. It's some stupid sandbox platform and you shouldn't be taking it seriously. Only a few people actually managed to escape blockate and get an actual career such as hater_deer. as the rest are left to foil and toil in a loop of false hope.

But in the end, blockate is fun. Im just sick of people making it such a big deal man.

by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl January 2, 2023

Fap Blocker

A person who regularly gets in the way between their friends and a nice fap.

Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021

Tweeter's Block

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.

This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.

by Riconator September 26, 2009

On My Block

The Best Binge Worthy Show On Netflix With 4 Seasons. Full of Love, Hate, Drama And more.
Cesar: the Bad Boy
Jamal: the Wild Card
Monse: the Serious One Dating The Bad Boy
Ruby: the Smart One
Jasmine: the One With The Spirit
Olivia: the Home wrecker

"On My Block is the best show on Netflix Right Now"

by ThatBlackGirl1234 February 18, 2021

snot block

A snot block is a Victorian AUS word for a vanilla slice.

Can I please have two snot blocks?

by Chloé June 8, 2003

cock blockula

a social vampire of sorts. a guy who is so desperate to have sex that he will do anything within his power to make sure that you don't.

Man, I was at the bar the other night getting ready to take Susan home, when all of a sudden Ron, the "Cock Blockula" steps in with a story about his dog dying!

by bradlay July 4, 2008

cockupation block

An abundance of useless employees and managers that cant do their simple jobs and can further longer a day for the "potential fuck or fuckee." leads to penile frustration or vaginal moodiness.

-hey yooo, tryin to get food? or is crystal coming through?

-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.

-sooo....want to get food or what?

-fuck you nigga!

by eyewatch May 19, 2011