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have a blessed day

Sometimes it face-value means, "I wish you a nice/ pleasant/ fortunate day". Sometimes it means "I'm done talking to you now". Sometimes it means, I work two jobs, I'm tired, leave me alone.
-Your total is $7.82.
-Here's a $10. Nice weather huh?
-Your change is $2.18. Yeah, much nicer than yesterday.
-I know that's right! OK, have a blessed day, baby.
-Gang.
by yeah buddy 2020 April 20, 2022
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Bless your heart

Don't think this is a compliment, because it isn't. An insult commonly used in the south.
Karen : "My makeup is ruined now!"
Alyssa : "Oh bless your heart."
Karen : *walks away in anger*
by VioletThePurple July 11, 2019
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blesbian

a combination of the words black and lesbian meaning an african-american woman that prefers other women.
Dude did you see my friends roommates?

Oh the Blesbians?

Yeah one of them looks like a dude.
by o-neg August 25, 2008
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Bless

Basically Bless Has Alot Of Definitions..

Bless can be said after someone sneezes.. and is believe by some people.. that when people sneeze.. it means that their soul is trying to escape.. for some reason.
When someone says bless to the person that sneezes.. it apparently keeps their soul in their body..

Bless is also used by teenagers.. some adults.. a few kids.. but generally teenagers.. who are either chavs, rudeboys or "goons".. They use the term "bless" after they've spoken to someone.. generally used once a conversation is over.. to show their appreciation..

Finally the word bless is used as a response to someone who has either said anything sweet.. or done anything sweet..
Example 1:
Philip: AHCHOO!
Sandra: Bless You
Philip: Ahh, thanks Sandra

Example 2:
Deniz: WAG1 FAM, Manz Been Finkin Bout New Ways To Make Money
Charles: Well, Maybe you could get a job??
Deniz: Nah Bruv, Dats A Trek..
Charles: Well.. Sorry.. I'm clueless.. I don't think there's any other way
Deniz: Ayt Den, Safe Ye..
Charles: Oh yes! Bye then!
Deniz: Bless

Example 3:
Susan: Awww.. He just wrote me a poem :)
Cassandra: Aww.. Bless his little cotton socks
by AshleyLeigh July 4, 2009
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blaps

to hit or slap someone round the face.
"i'm gonna blaps you up good"
by taxi August 20, 2003
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God bless you

It means cover your fucking mouth
Guy 1: God bless you

Guy 2: Sorry I'm an Atheist
by FinaLWoot. November 4, 2008
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bless

in my area its wot rude boys say 2 each other wen they part company ... its like sayin goodbye
im goin now ma breadbin ... bless!

they do it cos they think if they hug each otha ppl will think that theyre gay
by breadbin October 30, 2003
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