Blond Conspiracy

The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.

Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.

by J.Dee. January 22, 2014

Bleona

Bleona is a Albanian female name. She's beautiful and has bright eyes. Whenever she wants something she'll fight for it. Also she has humour and you can laugh with her all the time.

everyone loves her because she's Bleona

by tachillpsycha January 2, 2017

blonde indian

20 plus big beefy black men surround a dainty little Indian man and nut on his head turning his hair blonde.

yo bro I just watched my first ever blonde Indian video and I DO NOT regret it.

by indianblondy January 6, 2022

dolphin blonde

The name given to a blonde with a bald vagina, smooth, hairless with a small blow hole for squirting!!

That stripper was hott, a true dolphin blonde too!!

I was with a dolphin blonde last night should of seen the juices coming from her blow hole!!

by 6ysusie September 19, 2009

get blended

similar to get scraped, like get owned, only more original and implies more violence then just a scrape.

X: im going to win

Y: yeah right.!

**X wins**

X: get blended!

by mwahahahaha (; September 3, 2010

tall, blond, and gorgeous

JOHNNY SUH OF NCT

"johnny of nct is so tall, blond, and gorgeous."
"my mans johnny's is so tall, blond, and gorgeous like my mcdonald's french fries."

by ilovevivi November 9, 2020

james blond

James Blond is a nickname for Daniel Craig who is the sixth James Bond, but has blond hair instead of the typical black hair that Bond has always had.

Many critics call Daniel Craig "James Blond" and some are very unhappy with him being cast as Bond.

by TheForgottenSpark November 12, 2006