Blackout Bored

The state of being so bored by an interaction or event to the point that you later don't even recall it happening.
"Hey, do you remember what Ashton said about True Detective?"

"No, I must have been blackout bored."
by suedidlyoudonym May 05, 2014
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blackout golfing

1: Consume a lot of alcohol, steal a friend's golf club, grab some balls and a few more beers, go around campus/neighborhood and create your own golf course. It is preferable to break windows, wear actual golf attire, and shoot shit with cops.
1: Jake woke up in his dorm with a severe hangover, a ticket, and broken golf club after a night of blackout golfing.
2: After a long day of drinking, Mike thought it would be a good idea to take a golf club and some balls and go around campus randomly hitting them for a fun night of blackout golfing.
by goods23 March 26, 2012
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Admin Blackout

When someone is working on computer systems and making changes without paying attention and has no recollection of the administrative change afterwards.
Mike totally had an admin blackout last night and now nothing works this morning!
by cross July 12, 2012
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Blackout hungry

Your so hungry that, you will consume anything that looks good in the fridge and or pantry, or both
Andrew was so hungry he ate m&ms, fried chicken, slice of bologna, piece of cheese and a Hershey’s bar. I think he was blackout hungry.
by Hooniganandrew June 23, 2018
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blackout shitty

adjective phrase

1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption

2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!

How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:
Wholly crap! How drunk are you? Never mind! You need to stop drinking or you're gonna wind up getting freakin' blackout shitty!

KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!
by FinelyThreaded May 17, 2022
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Blackout Blonde

No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.
by HairGenius September 30, 2013
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Class Blackout

When class is so boring you zone out and don't remember anything the prof said or anything you did for the entire 1 hr 15min.
Mina: "Omg class was sooo boring today."
Leena: "I know, I zoned out and then I looked down and I had notes and I didn't remember taking them."
Mina: "Class blackout, nbd."
by LiveXAndXLearn November 22, 2011
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