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An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.
Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!
by P.I amacher April 9, 2011
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
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Black hole week

The last week of a year ( December 25th - December 31st) when everyone around the world feels like sucked into a black hole where there is no proper sense of time or purpose.

Generally people are in a holiday mood spending time with family and awaiting a New Year.
My friends get really busy during the black hole week and I get to see them only after New Year.
by Pandaboiii January 7, 2021
mugGet the Black hole weekmug.

Black Hole

guy 1: yo grandma's booty hole is black niggaaa
niggaaa: iTs fAcTS! i call it a black hole
by lil_shagger April 15, 2019
mugGet the Black Holemug.

Black hole

When someone's ass looks sunken in & looks as if a gravitational black hole is pulling it inward
Damn Alexis why yo ass gotta look like a black hole
by Abbieleann_ December 14, 2016
mugGet the Black holemug.

Black hole drink

A black hole drink is an alcoholic drink containing 3 strong liquors. Jägermeiser, Johnnie Walker (Double Black) and Jack Daniels (Old. no 7). The key to a successful black hole drink is to obtain it through a black plastic bag. If you don't possess plastic bags, it can still be enjoyed through a normal whiskey glass. (With crushed ice of course)
"Hey bro how was the party yesterday?"
"Fucking sick, we hammered black hole drinks all night and got wasted

"Damn i only drink tequila suicide, when i'm going extreme
by YourDailyAlcoholic May 29, 2017
mugGet the Black hole drinkmug.

black hole of time

You or someone's asshole.
Your mom really gave me a good time with her black hole of time , last night.
by Gfggr June 29, 2016
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