Bitterman

A man who has evolved beyond the need for some woman to validate his existence and has a desire for the finer things in life, such as self reliance, marijuana or fine Jamaican rum.

Tom: Chase! Dude, I asked her to marry me and she said yes!

Chase: Yeah, alright. *starts packing a bong*

Tom: Dude, what the heck? I just told you she said yes!
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Chase: Yeah, I heard you. Good job on finding a parasite for your weed and freedom.

Tom: Damn, you're such a bitterman...

Chase: Thanks, now can you get the rum out? *lights the bowl*

by APotSmokingCentipede May 4, 2011

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bittertweet

To post a negative tweet from the web site Twitter.

After John's movie was given a poor review he quickly posted a bittertweet against the author from his Twitter account.

by Zebjr September 30, 2009

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Bitter

When a person has had too many disappointments in his/her life and is thus never happy for anyonelse...in fact, he/she would like for everyonelse to be as miserable as him/her.

Jenn: like, omg! I showed Brenda my engagement ring today and she wouldn't even congratulate me.

Heather: like, yea! She's so bitter!

by meowyes August 1, 2008

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Bitter

A working-class white woman who clings to guns and/or religion, smokes a pack of cigarettes every day, voted for Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential primaries, and plans to vote for John McCain out of spite when the general election rolls around.

Kentucky and West Virginia are full of Bitters.

Hey, look at that sour old shotgun-toting Bitter over yonder! What's that, her 10th cigarette break in 2 hours?

by Iacopus June 24, 2008

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Bitter Bus

The mode of transportation on which all thing that are bitter in nature ride.

Clever is the Bitter Bus.

Negative Nancies Ride the Bitter Bus.

by Jeff & Kyle September 20, 2008

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Bittersweet

A clear example of an oxymoron; when something tastes good, but also tastes bad; when a thought or feeling is good and bad/happy and sad/smiley and frowny, etc.

Joe sighed, remembering only bittersweet memories.

by LacunaCoil April 14, 2009

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