Any public urinal covered in pubic hair from one or more people.
How all of that hair gets there day after day is still a mystery to me?
How all of that hair gets there day after day is still a mystery to me?
by JRBesq January 8, 2009
Get the Bearded Urinal mug.When you bang a girl in her ass and while it's gaping you take a shit in it. Similar to a Monroe Transfer butt a little more personal...
While banging Tara in her ass, I suddenly got the urge to take a shit, so I did what any guy would do in that situation - I pulled out, noticed that her asshole was gaping, went Butt to Butt, and proceeded to shit in her ass. While taking this dump it occured to me this is - "The Gaping Bernard."
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The act of getting extremely drunk, to the point of induced vomiting and blacked-outness, in front of a figure of extreme authority.
Wow, I got so fucking bedarded last night in front of my probation officer; I'm such a dumbass bedard.
What the fuck was I thinking getting bedarded right next to my parents. They probably think I'm such a stupid bedard.
What the fuck was I thinking getting bedarded right next to my parents. They probably think I'm such a stupid bedard.
by superfly23098320984 January 26, 2010
Get the bedarded mug.The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
by GKBDB January 12, 2010
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Get the Bearded Pope mug.Someone who attempts to grow facial hair while being physically unable to grow a complete, bushy bear-like beard, and instead sports what is best descirbed as 'peach fuzz'.
This person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.
This look us often paired with a mullet.
This person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.
This look us often paired with a mullet.
Friend 1: Hey look at that guy over there, he can't even grow a proper beard like a real man.
Friend 2: Yeah that is a proper bearded Nelson, mate.
Friend 2: Yeah that is a proper bearded Nelson, mate.
by Hankorus, King of the Beards November 27, 2012
Get the Bearded Nelson mug.When a woman sits reverse cowgirl style on the face of a bearded man, making it impossible to see anything but his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butthole.
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