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Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.
Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.
by JohnTesimo April 27, 2016
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Brenden Bernard

A man who was killed lethally on December 10,2020 for a crime he committed in 1999 and it was voted to not lethally inject him when he was sentenced but the TRASH government in the United States did it anyways
by Ladybug6 December 11, 2020
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Big Bernard

An up and coming star lyricist. A rapper thst hasn't made it big yet, but is destined for fame and fortune. A top five, but not five rapper. Your baby's momma favorite rapper.
Michael - "Dang, who's that you listening to"?
Gabriel - "Oh, that's the Big Bernard"!
Azrael - "Yea, It's the Big Bernard "!!
Michael- "Dang"
by Jesus & Friends February 6, 2021
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Bernard

He is the defender of this shop and therefore not for sale
Can I buy this. No sorry, it’s Bernard
by Bernard the dragon December 31, 2021
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St. Bernard Choir Class

Choir fucking sucks espically when you get yelled at everyday cuz ur not perfect. most of the time the teacher cant even sing and is jealous of the students in that class. she makes kids have concerts every two montha and they arent even preparred. She will give you abunch of songs to sing at a concert and lets you practice them twice then expects you to know them perfectly by the concert. she also makes you make stupid music videos that are pointless and you will get a f for the quarter if you dont participate. if you are in st bernard choir i feel bad for you cuz your life is probably misserable.
Person 1: Are you in St. Bernard choir class?
Person 2: Yeah why???
Person 1: OMG your life probably fucking sucks
Person 2: YES OMG THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS!!!
by #definitionsofpeople! December 4, 2019
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Charlie Bernard

WHATS THAT!!! I bought a computer yesterday, and it didn't WOOOOORK haehea. NORMAN HIDE THE BODIES. Officer how can I help you, what??! I didnt do ANY wrong!! EHEHHEHRHHR
"Whats that!" *Charlie Bernard then proceeds to grab your face and slam you into the ground while letting out a faint chuckle*
by Milkman2000 May 23, 2021
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Bernard Geffen

A man who is awesome in every way. Very strong and smart.
Bernard Geffen lifts a car* Bernard: Thats nothing.
by eeeee-MAN April 30, 2021
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