THIS IS A STEREOTYPE, AND EVERY PART OF THIS DEFINITION MAY NOT APPLY TO EACH INDIVIDUAL BENET ACADEMY STUDENT
A student of Benet Academy. Is a member of a large Irish family in the upper 10% income bracket. A student who puts little effort into school work but miraculously learns their school material and earns "superior" grades. A student who can read an entire novel several hours before a test on it, and still ace the test. A student whose parents buy them a Lexus ES330, a BMW 3-series, or a Ford Mustang GT for their 16th birthday, then wrecks the car several weeks later (or drives it into a pond). A student who drinks liquor and/or smokes marijuana on weekends yet passes a drug test after urinating on a cafeteria table. A student who may appear to be a nice person to all their fellow students, but in reality helps form cliques that exclude those classmates of theis who are less socially accepted due to their more reserved personalities or imperfect physical appearances. A student who is constantly fed left-wing political propaganda from teaches, an occasionally buys into it. A student who calls themself a Roman Catholic, but only goes to Mass when required to during the school year, and then spends the entire time socializing with fellow Benetians and/or text messaging people. A student who does not appreciate the many privileges given to tem. A student who is always interested in other people's grades and test scores. A student who is always told that they'll succeed in life. A student of Caucasian or Asian lineage, who often make offensive jokes against African-American and Jewish people, simply because they can. A student who drives up to 35 mph over the posted speed limit in their school's parking lot. A student whose ACT score is in the 30s. A student who can get away with overt cheating on school work, as long as their parents are donating money to the school. A student who is occasionally ridiculed by public school students in nearby school districts. A son or daughter of a former Benetian.
Once again, this definition is a stereotype.
A student of Benet Academy. Is a member of a large Irish family in the upper 10% income bracket. A student who puts little effort into school work but miraculously learns their school material and earns "superior" grades. A student who can read an entire novel several hours before a test on it, and still ace the test. A student whose parents buy them a Lexus ES330, a BMW 3-series, or a Ford Mustang GT for their 16th birthday, then wrecks the car several weeks later (or drives it into a pond). A student who drinks liquor and/or smokes marijuana on weekends yet passes a drug test after urinating on a cafeteria table. A student who may appear to be a nice person to all their fellow students, but in reality helps form cliques that exclude those classmates of theis who are less socially accepted due to their more reserved personalities or imperfect physical appearances. A student who is constantly fed left-wing political propaganda from teaches, an occasionally buys into it. A student who calls themself a Roman Catholic, but only goes to Mass when required to during the school year, and then spends the entire time socializing with fellow Benetians and/or text messaging people. A student who does not appreciate the many privileges given to tem. A student who is always interested in other people's grades and test scores. A student who is always told that they'll succeed in life. A student of Caucasian or Asian lineage, who often make offensive jokes against African-American and Jewish people, simply because they can. A student who drives up to 35 mph over the posted speed limit in their school's parking lot. A student whose ACT score is in the 30s. A student who can get away with overt cheating on school work, as long as their parents are donating money to the school. A student who is occasionally ridiculed by public school students in nearby school districts. A son or daughter of a former Benetian.
Once again, this definition is a stereotype.
"Benetians binge on multitudes of facts, theories, and ideas--solely to regurgitate them onto the next exam. All in the name of attaining a higher GPA and class rank."
--Gadfly 2/07
--Gadfly 2/07
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