Dave bender

A raving slave who keeps a spare spermex bottle to contain his sperm. Dave Bender is the kind of guy to take his boat out and relax with his cup of Gatorade. Also known as a Slender, he enjoys promptnous in all forms such as doorstops, germex, prostitution, and bald spots.

Wow stop sperming in your Gatorade bottle... you're such a Dave bender

by Slenderbender69 May 16, 2017

Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail

Fucking a girl on her period, nutting into her vagina, and drinking the mixture of semen and period blood.

"Hey man I'm going to my girls house, you want anything to drink?" "Yeah make me a Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail."

by remjob2 June 10, 2017

Turkey Bender

A man with the special ability to be able to bend, summon, and evolve any turkey. This special power descended from the 4 elements of our natural world: earth, air, water, and fire. Somewhere down the road of our world's history, each element split into 4 sub-elements, thus creating 16 elements, one being the Turkey. The Turkey Bender has the innate ability to summon and create turkeys out of thin air. If the Turkey Bender were to come across any wild or foreign Turkeys, he can possess them to join his cause, instantly evolving the turkey with special powers, including very high intelligence, strength, and agility. The Turkey Bender also has the ability to take full control over any one Turkey. It's much more complex to explain the magic behind it, you'd have to be a bender to fully understand, or at the very least a monk.

Aang: "I bet you can't keep up with me on my hang-glider you piece of shit!"
Turk: "I'll just summon my giant flying turkey, because I'm a Turkey Bender, and dip-dip tf outta this bitch, like skrrt."

by TheChosenKappa August 16, 2018

Knowledge Bender

When you study for 2+ days straight, likely in order to hit a college deadline.

Have you seen Erik? Heard he's having a knowledge bender this weekend.

by stvejobz September 20, 2019

bow benders

Vulgar term for native Americans

Hey Jared you’re a bow benders, spear chucking, plate making , corn growing injun

by Trixy trash ass November 9, 2019

Guru Bendamin

Sexiest guy in the room, super athletic, always thinking about the 1,768,893,238 possibilities for a chess game. Will one day take over the world, along with the other guru Tair-Chan. Sworn enemy of Jeff.

Ohh Guru Bendamin, help me with the maths equation...

by A smexy thing March 25, 2021

Boris Bender Bitch Baby

A common insult used for people who are often reffered to as Boris. Can be used interchangeably with Boris Bender Baby Man, Borisimo, and Boristle Moe.

Person A: Wow look at Boris over there throwing a tantrum because he was called cankle queen.
Person B: What a Boris Bender Bitch Baby.

by McShrekNuggets May 20, 2021