Prepare the Bear

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.

by YAWA September 12, 2016

Beard

1. A boy or girl hired as a celebritys boyfriend/girlfriend by that celebritys management, usually for publicity.

Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"

by larrystylinsonisreal January 27, 2014

piss bear

A communal stuffed bear that you place near a freshly planted maple tree, after you have broken your seal you must piss on the piss bear

Hey james I gotta piss, better do it on the piss bear that CRKM got from that greasy carny.

by HateSickFux June 16, 2017

Rizzly Bear

A man of larger stature that has a large amount of rizz.

Seth just pulled that girl. What a Rizzly Bear.

by CincoPeso December 6, 2022

muscle bear

A, usually, large and/or hairy gay man (bear) who is also a body builder.

Bob is a total muscle bear, he has a belly but can bench 350.

by carlbear October 10, 2003

minus the bear

a super mellow west coast band that does stunningly spacey guitar solos. they like singing about drinking and mellowing out because they're so mellow. they also have crazy song titles and i like it.

minus the bear says "bands like it when you yell yar at them"

by izzzy July 30, 2008

alaskan polar bear

a bear from alaska... nothing sexual at all u pervert

wow look its an alaskan polar bear

by bottomtothetopfromthegroundup December 19, 2010