Beachinology

Beachinology is a science and an art form. It is the study of beaches and shores. In Beachinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the beach to reach the maximum Beachin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Beachin Institutions. The texture and quality of the sand is vital to have proper comfort for the body while Beachin. The temperature of the ocean water(life) should be constantly measured and maintained in an acceptable range for optimal beachin. The tides must also be measured and tide activity should be monitored and updated constantly. Rip tides can interfere with proper beachin techniques and diminish the quality of a Beachin experience. The angle of the sun at every given time must also be known. It is the inalienable right of every beacher to have an optimal Beachin experience.

Guy 1: Yo we beachin today?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the beachinology reports.

Girl 1: Beachinology, what an art.

Guy 2: Yo it seems like there is rip tide later at Beach 1. Lets hip up Beach 2 .

Guy 1: Yo the sand quality and tides are good at Beach 2.

Girl 2: Yo Beachinology!

Guy 2: YEEEEAAA!!! YEEEEAAAA!!! WE BEACHIN!!! YO BUT THAT BEACHINOLOGY!

Guy 1: Yo I want a degree in Beachinology.

by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017

Beach Slut

A slut who typically dresses in clothing that is seen more as beach appropriate rather than for casual purposes. Beach sluts are usually of low stature and can sometimes be very aggressive.

Aliyah is such a beach slut, just look at the way she dresses in those flip flops and those shorts. She should stick to playing her clarinet rather than trying to get bitches.

by Adolf Gilbert May 30, 2018

beachell

A heterosexual Belgian sex act that involves a perpetually hysterical, rubenesque woman and a prototypical American bro who routinely pumps 20 CCs of mediocrity to fuel her unsatisfied disposition.

LYNNETTE just won’t shut her fuckin’ mouth. You better Beachell that bitch.

by RyanBrown September 30, 2018

New Smyrna Beach

that one place where Luke Mills lives

Peter: Have you been to New Smyrna Beach recently?
Joe: That place where Luke Mills lives? Yeah!

by LukeMills2004 December 31, 2019

Fort Walton Beach Highschool

Fort Walton Beach Highschool. Home of the Vikings. Where people tend to get butthhurt for having shitty sports programs! And if that doesn’t get you excited, you should see the cheerleaders, but we don’t know to go there because we know. We know that teams around the county have owned them time and time again. They spent all their money on their school stadium so now they have no money to afford janitors or toilet paper.

Some cool guy that’s not from Fort: Hey is that the cheerleader from fort?
Other cool guy also not from Fort: Yea dude, how’d you know?
First cool guy: I can smell her from the other side of the stands. Definition: Fort Walton Beach Highschool is a bunch of dumbasses.

by PenisLickerFromFDUB September 14, 2021

dont bring sand to the beach

in other words dont bring your girl when theres gonna be girls there to hook up with

hey dont bring sand to the beach

by matthew w.brown November 14, 2007

Beachfront

This move is when you straddle a commercial toilet backwards and shit on dry land at the front of the toilet, leaving it for an unsuspecting victim. If left long enough, it should become malodorous. The final product should resemble a piece of drifwood washed up on a beachfront.

shit and split dump and dash wreck and run beachfront

by Jon Cartwright January 15, 2009