Mike

a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!

mike broke up wit me on my bday

wat a douch

by mikeisanass January 7, 2010

Mike

Mike

Mike

by anonymous May 1, 2021

Miking

The act of hitting ones self in the groin region with a soca connector

He miking himself by the dimmer again. I swear he does it on purpose

by Waldodba December 7, 2018

Mike

Mike is a friend you can often depend on, and he's hot too. With caring blue eyes that will make your heart race and cute dirty blonde hair, it's hard not to fall in love. But watch out-- if you ask him out and he says no, your heart will shatter into a million pieces. He may be the most attractive guy in the grade, but it's a dangerous game to play with Mike.

OMG that guy just looked at me and I almost had a heart attack. He's such a Mike.

by access_6583 May 8, 2018

Mike

He is a big guy.... He loves to fish and pull out lunkers! He loves ridin quads and drivin trucks. He is a nice guy and a great buddy.

Mike is such a great guy, he catches so many fish.

by RealDefinitions5 May 24, 2018

Mike

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, mike.

Yeah, I am Mike

by Maxtor_13 February 5, 2020

Mike

Mike is a guy who is a crazy motherfucker if u do something. To him u will get fuck hard by your family he is also a guy who will fuck your sister. He is a Italian badass who get all the girls.

Mike is so fucking hot

He is my boyfriend

Shit

Mike worldstar

by Michael23maraccini June 6, 2019