basted

when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face

You just got basted or he just basted me

by sicksickman September 25, 2018

Free basted

Where you allow a homeless man or transvestite ejaculate on you out of pity.

So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?

by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017

Bingo Basting

A girl in the act of using a mans penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (one bean banjo). The act of teasing around the honey hole while juicing up the meat curtains.

"She grabbed my dick and started Bingo Basting right on top of me."

by Peanut-butter-Pat April 19, 2023

Tabasco basting

When a man fills his penis with tabasco sauce and then ejaculates it inside a female during sexual intercourse

Gina wanted to try something new,so I gave her a good tabasco basting.

by Crackheadkenny June 8, 2020

get basted on

To get yelled at harshly

Man if my dad finds out I got a DUI I'm gonna get basted on.

by Get_basted_on December 18, 2013

Turkey Basting

Forced shitting by another human.

Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you

by Bumsuace12345 May 26, 2020

Reverse Bingo Basting

A girl in the reverse cowgirl position uses the man's penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (flicking the bean). This act is performed with the lights on to qualify as it teases the man to excitement while getting the mud flaps greased up.

"She spun around on top of me and showed me the hottest reverse bingo basting I've ever seen!"

by Peanut-butter-Pat April 19, 2023