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Baldwin Cobbledick

A child with a poor upbringing, whom died at the young age of 8 due to squabbling with is older brother
Lion: Stop Being Such a Baldwin Cobbledick
Ratchamp: Good Shit Lion
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Tyrice baldwin

Hes morbidly obese and he only fucks wit chuzz and he he is a 2-10 he smells like dog shit nigga drives shi box (his mom shii) and he use to gay hes also social reject no pap👎🏾
Tyrice baldwin get on your knees you person of poverty and kiss my shoes
by D3ADS0U1ZS February 13, 2025
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The Baldwin Affect

When a person clears a firearm, be it real or prop, and pulls the trigger later, firing off a round. This is known as The Baldwin Affect.

Many believe that the ghost of Alexander Rae Baldwin Sr. Is to blame. Some say he follows Alec everywhere attwmpting to load unloaded guns that Alec is going to handle. Reports have shown that the ghost of Alec's grandfather is very angry with him for being gay. Which is perfectly fine, you know.

While it is not necessary for a fatality to occur during The Baldwin Affect. It is encouraged.
Person 1: "I don't know how that gun could have gone off! It's got to be the gun!"

Person 2: "Or a ghost! Did your papaw know you were gay before he died?"

Person 1: "what does that have to do with anything?!"

Person 2: "I think you just got rizzed by tmThe Baldwin Affect, my dude."

Person 1: "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CALL 911 TRACY'S FKN DYIN, MAN!!!"
by Ru$ty Bucket$ May 25, 2023
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Hailey baldwin

Hailey I don't believe your marriage with my prince scientifically we both have X and Y chromosomes.
I'm smart just because the internet is full of clout indicating my man with you doesn't mean I believe it

You can keep preaching on your fake church I know your with Robb I know that's who really is in the photos .
And u guys think I care but deep down inside I know you know my true feelings towards everyone and everything that tries to brain wash me

I will never feel like you or look like you

Amen
Hailey Baldwin

Fake marriage conference conspiracy
by Crystal lozano November 29, 2021
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Baldwin Blank

When you have a hot fart in the chamber and your not sure if its really a fart or your gonna shart your pants
" I got hit with a sneezing fit and I had a Baldwin blank in the chamber, luckily I didnt shit myself"
by Mr.Bellagio February 1, 2024
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Baldwin

A disgusting town in western Michigan consisting of potheads and wannabe gangbangers, stay as far away as you can.
"Dude that guy is from Baldwin, gross."
by NorthernCannibal March 25, 2021
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Baldwin

Verb. To fail to check if a firearm is loaded. Point said firearm at your co-worker, pull the trigger, and be surprised when it goes off, and your co-worker dies.
My homie Alec is going to jail. He did a Baldwin on his secretary.
by Dexterboiii October 28, 2021
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