baldwin

Pointing a weapon at someone believing it is not loaded.

Don't baldwin that gun at me, not even as a joke.

by wolfmanmos November 15, 2021

Dirty Baldwin

You grab your partner, most of the time a male and super glue their mouth to your right testicle and shove your dick in their left eye socket, and then initiate in a helicopter spin and inject semen into their eye making them eternally horny.

A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.

Damn, that nigga did a forbidden Dirty Baldwin?

by PalmerProphet913598q70946274-9 October 20, 2023

Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule

"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"

by Prisme November 5, 2021

The Alec Baldwin

The act of when a girl asks if you want to use a condom and you tell her you're shooting blanks, when you are indeed fertile.

"Yeah, I told her I was shooting blanks!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"

by Cordad November 10, 2021

Tyrice baldwin

Hes morbidly obese and he only fucks wit chuzz and he he is a 2-10 he smells like dog shit nigga drives shi box (his mom shii) and he use to gay hes also social reject no pap👎🏾

Tyrice baldwin get on your knees you person of poverty and kiss my shoes

by D3ADS0U1ZS February 13, 2025

Baldwin Cobbledick

A child with a poor upbringing, whom died at the young age of 8 due to squabbling with is older brother

Lion: Stop Being Such a Baldwin Cobbledick
Ratchamp: Good Shit Lion

by SimonArmitageDickSucker0200 June 4, 2024

Doing a Baldwin

To do something dangerous with a firearm or show poor firearm safety.

"James was totally Doing a Baldwin yesterday he flagged me like 3 time"

by Mr_9_Yearold October 27, 2021