A Baldwin

When you jerking off as a joke and it accidentally goes off.

I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉

by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022

Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule

"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"

by Prisme November 5, 2021

The Alec Baldwin

The act of when a girl asks if you want to use a condom and you tell her you're shooting blanks, when you are indeed fertile.

"Yeah, I told her I was shooting blanks!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"

by Cordad November 10, 2021

The Baldwin Experience

When you take a friend out to eat then blast them in the face later

Hey Marsha I like you so much, I might give you the Baldwin experience later

by Mr monkee November 12, 2021

baldwin

Pointing a weapon at someone believing it is not loaded.

Don't baldwin that gun at me, not even as a joke.

by wolfmanmos November 15, 2021

Baldwining

The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.

I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.

by MidwestMegaDan November 15, 2021

The Alec Baldwin

While Mastubating, Just before cumming, get your girls attention then turn and blow your load on her.

Dude, why is she pissed at you?!

Well... I gave her The Alec Baldwin! It was Great!

by MadhatterMatador October 27, 2021