awkward tagged 

when someone is tagged in a picture on facebook that they are barely in, to make it seem like they go out of the house and socialise - when they really have no friends.

did you see those pictures from that party?

yeah dude, but why has that one kid tagged himself when you can only see the side of his arm?

awkward tagged, to prove to people he actually goes out. no one likes that douchebag.

awkward tagged by wo1f January 24, 2011

awkward I Love You 

When your ex says that they love you like a friend, but they constantly tell you that they love you just to get you to say that you love them too in hopes that you really are still secretly in love with them. Even though you broke up six months ago. Most common in ex girlfriends, but can happen with clingy-stringy ex boyfriends as well.

Ex: "Okay, bye! * insert Awkward I Love You* :)"

You: "Heheh....yeah, you too.."

awkward I Love You by AlucarddraculA August 6, 2011

Awkward Facebooker

ZEB R. ADAMS

"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"

-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl

Awkward Facebooker by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012

Awkward Shower 

When a situation becomes so awkward you can literally feel awkwardness showing over you.

In order to perform an awkward shower, the back of your hands an slammed against the top of your head and you begin to slowly shake your fingers in a raining motion down your face.

Paul- What's wrong?
Ev- Dude she walked in and you gave a face that said, I've dreamt of ravaging your body all night long for the last year. It was so awkward, I could literally take a shower in it.

John- Yeah dude serious awkward shower.

Paul- Fuck...

Awkward Shower by Jizsaw April 21, 2010

Awkward Moment 

The new "hip" thing to say in a Facebook status update. Wildly used out of context by students and young English people in an attempt to stand out from all the everyday statuses that appear on the proverbial news feed.

CORRECT example. "That awkward moment when you're facing an old flame/work colleague on a train/bus and attempting to avoid eye contact."

WRONG example. "That awkward moment when you realize you've woken up late for a lecture"

That's not awkward, that's just laziness.

Awkward Moment by Sgwarnnog June 20, 2012

awkward boner 

an untimely erection usually resulting in embarrassment in front of public places

The teacher called me to the board, but my awkward boner prevented me from doing so.

awkward boner by hunglow57 February 2, 2009

Awkward Brick 

A situation that reaches extremely high levels of uncomfortableness and perplexity. It is when it is so awkward, you won't talk to the other people for the rest of your life. It is as if a giant brick of awkward fell from the sky and landed in the room, smashing all other emotions.

"Son, were getting a divorce."
AWKWARD BRICK

"Baby, I'm cheating on you with your two brothers."
AWKWARD BRICK

Awkward Brick by Jesus Dacuma March 16, 2008