Astro-Bate

Astro-bate: Verb, to cum into someone's dream

Wife: you happened to cum into my dream last night
Husband: Yeah, I fealt the need to astro-bate

by cacnjrc January 6, 2019

astro wars

A MMORPG about wars in space. Based on an hourly production point system, you can upgrade your buildings and conquer new planets. You can raise a fleet and ally friends.

Kemphor is so gay, he's my ally and he needs help but I'll take over his planet when I send ships over there! I am t3h 1337.

by Dan November 4, 2003

Astro monkey

Shot out bigger

That fucking Astro monkey.

by Liv3vil69 February 2, 2021

Dirty Astro

When you get in =to 3 sets of a threesome. So like... a ninesome.

Person #1: Hey, are you alright? You look tired
Person #2: Yeah, me and my mates did a Dirty Astro last night. So many things inserted into one hole, ya know?
Person# 1: Why are we friends.

by idontkincartman January 16, 2022

Astro Butt

When you have a case of a sweaty itchy chaffing bottom that is out of this world.

Its 100 degrees out and im wearing wool pants, dude ive got a sick case of astro butt.

by derpppp9999 July 1, 2011

astro

a person who deserves a whole world. they make every second of your life worth. if you'll ever become friends with astro never let them go. they do more than enough just by breathing and just one conversation and you are in love with them. their every word is so angelic and it'll mean world to you. they deserve every piece of happiness, they are the most amazing person i've ever met and if you'll ever get to know them, ik you'll agree.

person 1: hey i heard you know Astro. what do you think about them?
person 2: they're very amazing and special. i love them so much and i will always love them forever.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Astro

a very cool gay and transgender ipad kid also known as 45TR0-D34D.MF

astro is very gay.

by 45TR0 ;] August 29, 2021