asexual

it means you are only attracted to people in underwear

"hey chick, want me to fuck you with my big dick?"
"yo stud, not so fast, i'm asexual"

by corechick August 13, 2015

asexual

this word isn´t something that we need in my opimion, why have pronoun for not wanting to have sex?

Jhonny: hey, wanna fuck? Clara: no, thank you. Rebecca: hey, wanna fuck? Clara: no, thank you, I´m asexual!

by sensesmacker April 02, 2018

Asexuals with benefits

Having one or both people be asexual but having a relationship like contact suck as kissing, making out, date nights or 3rd base, but nothing further.

My friend Tim and I went on a date night. He put his arm around me and we later shared a kiss.
Some think we are dating but we are really just asexuals with benefits.

by postinspector July 01, 2018

Asexual

worst excuse for not getting bitches

bitchless guy: i'm asexual

me: no bitches?

by Fettiw May 06, 2022

Asexual

People who are ugly and get no bitches so they say they are Asexual.

Guy: Why don't you have a girfriend
Asexual: I am Asexual
Guy: No, you're just ugly
Asexual: ok

by Julians stalker March 01, 2022

panromantic asexual

legit just panromantic and asexual, but better definition? ok
being panromantic is that you like people regardless of gender (so like you like someone but still like them if they become girl, boy, nonbinary etc..)
asexual is where you have little to no desire of having sex with your partner and also you can call it ace for short

so panromantic asexual is just those two definitions together
and i call it panro-ace for short, which i think no one has done before

friend: i am panromantic asexual and i like you
other friend: but im a girl and so are you
friend: exactly i dont c a r e

by Serenahead12 April 26, 2022

asexual break

It's when a person decides to temporarily take a break from labeling their sexuality. It can occur when one is confused as to what they identify as. This time is to better get to know oneself without outward disturbance. A person can exit this stage when they have found what respectful sexuality/gender they are. Temporary asexuality

"Hey! That boy/girl is really hot, you guys should go out!"
No, I am on an asexual break."

by #1 bangtan fan May 15, 2019