A likkl man with a 1.7 inch fingernail up his bumhole. Would also indeed get knocked out by peter with a big big big big overhand left on his toenail and he will cry to his mum about how little his willy is. He also touches little kids between the ages 6-9 just an overall cunt deserves to be put to sleep by lethal injection
by Fucking tosspotty wanker November 21, 2018
Get the Alfie bentmug. a very small midget annoying troll who can be funny but also a dick he loves pulling mia nixie thalia simpson of tables and likes saggy eggs on toast
by BOOCH LOVE ME March 14, 2019
Get the alfie froudemug. The combination of 2 great lovers in history (Alice and Wolfy) used to express the endless and overwhelming love 2 people share.
by Brita D August 7, 2006
Get the Alfy Wolicemug. gayest of them all top millwall fun massive dong and lives at the den always seen with no gilrls life long virgin only shags the millwall badge
by nkdfhdsgj#ffffffffffffffffffff May 22, 2019
Get the alfie smudger smithmug. alfie lowe moore is a sexy creature who is usually found on a park with dylan and logan. He can be aggressive when approached and can access the legendary armoury in the house. He will ask you for a "grapple" and will attack you.
by manananaanax February 3, 2023
Get the alfie lowe mooremug. 
