after cum catcher

A piece of toilette paper that you put into your underwear, to catch the droplet that follows a few minutes after you reach your climax.

Bro, your after cum catcher just fell out of your pants.

by atakan40 July 25, 2023

Chase After Your Paycheck Bank

A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.

Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

After Hours

A sensation, feeling or a state of mind that comes to a person late in the night (usually after 01:00am) which feels like sadness, regret, heartbreak, depression, a bad mood or while smoking weed, drinking because of an ended relationship or even a bad life experience. In the end it's you against yourself !

We fell apart last week...I'm been having the worst After Hours since then, she did really broke my heart !

by Daddy_XO_17 April 27, 2020

Alternative Facts

When someone, specifically the leaders of the United States, tell a flat out lie to convince their supporters of how great they are, but don't want to admit that they are actually total fuck ups and have no idea what they are doing.

A way of phasing a lie that everyone knows to be untrue.

(In regards to the size of Trump's innaguration) Kelly Anne Conway. "Sean Spicer, our press secretary gave... alternative facts to that."

Normal People. "I hate how all Trump does is lie and speak false hoods."
Trump supporters. "He isn't lying, he is just using alternative facts."

by Brian2002 January 22, 2017

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate)

Funni Russian guy that missed a Tsar's child so much that he did a little trolling on the Russian people

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) seems like a cool monarchist, what could go wrong?

by secreperson October 13, 2021

after school special smoker

A person in High School or Middle School who spends most of his allowance money on marijuana.

Unsurprisingly are generally dumb and don't know the field too well.

thanks to after school special smokers I've been able to get thousands because those gooblets don't know the game so I can buy 20 gram worth's of homegrown shit weed for $30 or so, hyper-inflate it so that I'm selling it for $20 dollars for 60% of a gram to these kiddos who think I'm dealing fairly and then I can buy good weed and have thousands left over.

thanks little buddy ;)

by Douchebag82 January 8, 2013

Morning After Excuse

This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.

Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.

Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.

by 7mary3 September 16, 2014