Albanian pocket watch 

A seamen filled comdom left in the pocket of an unsuspecting friend or bad lover.

Oh snap, Dave left an Albanian pocket watch in Lisa's jacket last night. Guess she should have remembered to rub the balls.

Albanian pocket watch by billbobigbaggins July 27, 2014

Albanian Mud Waffle 

The act of defecating into an ice tray, freezing the contents, and putting the finished product into a lime mojito.

When I heard that Sharon prepared an Albanian Mud Waffle for her cocktail party, I just had to attend.

Albanian Mud Waffle by Nick McDougal June 4, 2010

albanian buttblow 

When a fat chick chops off an Albanian mans blow with a box cuter, then sticks it up his ass until his tits get hard.

I saw Yolanda give Johan a monster of an albanian buttblow. Then he died. =(

albanian buttblow by Heafty Tony April 15, 2011

Albanian 

a product or thing that is very poor in quality overall and doesn't deserve to be priced the way it is no matter how low the actual price is

"Do you have anything to smoke?"
"No nigga this is albanian weed."

Albanian by GestapoMan August 22, 2022

albanian love seat 

when two men sit shoulder to shoulder right next to each other facing in opposite directions masturbate each other. The fact that eye contact is not made makes this move not gay.

Stephen and I did the "albanian love seat last night."

albanian love seat by captain donkey punch May 17, 2010

Albanian Handshake 

The Albanian Handshake is a complicated gesture. It begins when the handshake "giver" anally fists the "receiver." After the anus is loosened up, the "giver" then inserts his penis and uses his hand to masturbate inside the "receiver's" anal cavity.

You don't want to mess with that guy; He'll give you an Albanian Handshake.

Albanian Handshake by Regnar July 30, 2010

crank dat albanian

To get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time.

damn yo he wearin the albanian eagle on his shirt,headband,and on his bandanna .This mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian.

crank dat albanian by Mr. Wipe Me Down October 27, 2007