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Airport

When two legs (or one for amputee Beauty acceptance) are straight up in the air leaving a view of the "landing strip" or taint.
I have to check out the airport before I land anything there.
by STDfree December 9, 2017
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crushing the airport

when you are waiting in the airport, and you invite custodial workers to watch the World Cup with you on your laptop
by gibgub November 27, 2022
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airport car

A unremarkable automobile in poor condition but dependable that can be parked at the airport for an extended period of time without fear of it being stolen.
"If you are going to be gone a long time and parked in that neighborhood, best get yourself an airport car."
by Brock Jennings July 14, 2023
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Airport Belly

"Airport Belly" - adj, the feeling of anticipation and nerves you get before boarding an airplane to going on holiday, similar nerves when starting a new job, or going for an interview.
Amy - im really nervous about starting my new job tomorrow!

Gordon - you got a bad case of Airport Belly!!

John - im going to have to have a couple of pints before we board the plane to on holiday!

Sarah - its all the excitement its giving you Airport Belly
by TheChipMeister September 22, 2025
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Airport Puppy

An individual who has been hoeing around, airport to airport, not wearing a mask, soaking up all the germs and bacteria, just not giving a fuck.
"Stay away from Joel today, he's an absolute airport puppy after this weekened. Def has covid"
by Ders McGee September 13, 2022
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crushing the airport

while waiting in the airport, you invite custodial workers to come watch the World Cup with you on your laptop
“Dude I am so crushing the airport right now.”
by gibgub November 27, 2022
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The Jersey Airport

First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.
She wanted to go to Paris for her birthday, but she got to go to the Jersey Airport instead.
by trentsteel December 6, 2017
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