Airport Puppy

An individual who has been hoeing around, airport to airport, not wearing a mask, soaking up all the germs and bacteria, just not giving a fuck.
"Stay away from Joel today, he's an absolute airport puppy after this weekened. Def has covid"
by Ders McGee September 14, 2022
Get the Airport Puppy mug.

airport car

A unremarkable automobile in poor condition but dependable that can be parked at the airport for an extended period of time without fear of it being stolen.
"If you are going to be gone a long time and parked in that neighborhood, best get yourself an airport car."
by Brock Jennings July 15, 2023
Get the airport car mug.

Airport

Our flight leaves in an hour! Get in the car so we can head to the airport!
by Tarantino September 22, 2022
Get the Airport mug.

Airport

When two legs (or one for amputee Beauty acceptance) are straight up in the air leaving a view of the "landing strip" or taint.
I have to check out the airport before I land anything there.
by STDfree December 09, 2017
Get the Airport mug.

Airport Triage

The uniform inprocessing Emergency Room patients in a manner and sequence comparable to that of airline passengers; i.e., proof of identity and x-raying of everything.
Hey we got real emergencies here, can the Airport Triage stuff wait for their care?
by Zappin' Nap July 28, 2023
Get the Airport Triage mug.

Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.
Miami Airport Incident-

Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
by Solid Mantis July 02, 2020
Get the Miami airport incident mug.