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American Airlines

The only airline with 0 repeat customers. Just fly delta if you don't want to either die or fly them later after the worst experience of your life anyways.
Welcome to American Airlines, this flight will leave you, umm, let's just say a "Changed person"
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023
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Aaliyah airlines

An iconic twitter gc that had iconic events : meliagate, slaylorgate, miu breakdown and bitmoji scandals.
« Let’s fly Aaliyah airlines the ticket is cheaper »

The plane crashes*
by Not angel April 14, 2023
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if phones were airliners

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with PW6000

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B

iPhone XS, 11 Pro = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone XR, 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone 12/12 Pro, 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000
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Airline movie

A movie that’s so mediocre that it’s the kind that gets licensed to a airline screen
(Person 1): Did you see Free Guy? (Person 2): Yeah, total airline movie.
by TheDoofSlayer June 21, 2022
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Tony Yang's Airline

A polygamous youth subculture group, with 2 male members as leaders. This subculture group is named after the founder of this subculture group -- Tony yang. The female members of this subculture group are called the 'air hostess', so the subculture group's name is --Yang's airline.
Look, there's a air hostess from Tony Yang's airline across the street.
by SydonSammi1314 November 28, 2016
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Airlined

What happens when one is either delayed, stranded, stripped of his baggage, or otherwise screwed by an airline due to mechanical, crew, baggage, or customer service issues.
Man, I just got airlined again. I'm delayed for 10 hours!
by rldangles August 31, 2013
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Frontier airlines

Frontier Airlines is an American low-cost carrier headquartered in Denver, Colorado. Founded in 1994, it operates scheduled flights to numerous destinations in the United States and some international locations. The airline is known for its budget-friendly fares, which often come with additional fees for services like checked baggage, seat selection, and in-flight refreshments. Frontier emphasizes a no-frills travel experience, catering primarily to price-sensitive travelers. And it’s uses a fleet of A320s and A321s and most of its airplanes have liverys of animals
It was a hectic afternoon at LaGuardia Airport. Travelers buzzed around the terminal, some rushing to their gates while others anxiously checked their flight statuses. I settled into my seat, trying to distract myself from the chaos, when a commotion near the window drew my attention.

Through the glass, I spotted a Frontier Airlines A321neo taxiing toward the gate. The plane sported an eye-catching livery with the words “Roxi the Prostitute” emblazoned at the front of the fuselage around the cockpit area on both sides with a whore on the tail of the airplane .

Gasps and laughter rippled through the crowd. Families paused mid-conversation, business travelers abandoned their phones, and even the harried gate agents couldn’t help but chuckle. People began pulling out their phones to snap photos, while a few adventurous souls moved closer to the window for a better view.

Curiosity peaked when the boarding announcement came. People rushed to line up, eager to board the unconventional aircraft. The flight attendants, sporting uniforms that matched the vibrant theme, welcomed each passenger with a smile and a wink, embracing the absurdity of the situation.

In the end, that day at LaGuardia became a memorable adventure, with Roxi the Prostitute turning a mundane wait into a moment of joy and laughter. As it departs, I couldn’t help but think that sometimes, unexpected surprises make the journey all the more enjoyable.
by EMD F59PHI October 14, 2024
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